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Silicon Valley Wallflower
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Childless cat crone.
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Gill has thoughts about this asshattery. Dark thoughts.
The face of the chestnut brown and white horse whose misdoings in a past life have led him to this moment, where Cosplay Kristi lives out her Hollywood dreams in front of The Six Grandfathers (the Lakota land the colonizers call Mt. Rushmore). His expression is brooding, pensive. Very much not a happy horse. The same Chestnut horse, but cropped to highlight the malice-clouded eyes and furrowed brows of this poor beast.
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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The homage Cantaloupe Caligula paid to Arnold Palmer’s manhood in 2024 makes a lot more sense today.
Screenshot of text from a news website: ‘At a rally at Arnold Palmer Regional Airport in Unity, Pa., on Saturday afternoon, Trump held up Palmer, who came from nearby Latrobe, as a symbol of a macho male. "Arnold Palmer was all man and I say that in all due respect to women, and I love women, but this is a guy that was all man," Trump said. "This man was strong and tough, and I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there and they said, 'Oh, my God, that's unbelievable.'" As the crowd laughed, Trump chuckled with them. "I had to say it," he said.’
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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What’s. With. All. The. Arches.
Fuzzy magnified screen capture of the replied-to photo that shows a posterboard on an easel. There’s a rendering of a monumental-sized arch on the poster board. Fuzzy magnified screen capture of the replied-to photo that shows three poster boards on an easel. All the boards have various artistic renderings of a monumental-sized arch. The middle board appears to compare the size of this proposed structure with other arches in the world, and it appears to have a large arrow pointing to the largest arch, which appears to be the proposed one.
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Noticed this at Home Depot today. These employees are not paid enough for this shit.
A black and orange poster reads GET r n h e g a e a n t g k e (GREET ENGAGE THANK)
November 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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For a few months, news outlets have used ACA in lieu of the divisive Obamacare handle. And then today💥 we’re right back to making everything the fault of a man who hasn’t been in the Oval since 2016. Is it capitulation or do they publish #propoganda for the rage farming?
Headlines from a news aggregator: The New York Times In Florida, Obamacare Price Hikes Pose an Outsized Threat Politico Republicans are barreling toward an Obamacare subsidy cliff - with no unified plan The Washington Post Average Obamacare premiums are set to rise 30 percent, documents show NBC News As Obamacare premiums climb, some plan to drop their health insurance and go uninsured
October 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Neither me nor my cats feel prepared for the months of overcast gloom that the SF Bay Area calls winter. Light therapy and heating pads never make you feel like this. (We have it easy & would never survive a real winter. Sending 🧠 & 🙏 to Midwest cats) #CatPics #SeasonalWhining #canihazmoarspringplz
Profile view of two cats basking worshipfully in warm sunlight.
October 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Look at my cat. Look at her. LOOK. #catpics
October 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Rage-bait, patriarchal tantrum, inciting cruel discourse…what other manipulative bs have I left out?

Article’s about TLOAS, but the headline comes for her personally? Such loud proof that her global power got the males quivering in their suits.

#TLOAS #TaylorSwift #TheLifeOfAShowgirl
Screen capture from cnn. A picture of Taylor Swift, wearing a lavender ballgown, stands in a swirl of lavender smoke while she’s lit from behind with magenta and pink lights. Text above the picture: Finally, everyone can say bad things about Taylor Swift UPDATED 7 HR AGO V By Choire Sicha
October 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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😂 at the “No Tyrants” Indivisible rally planned for UK. Obviously their ultrawealthy figurehead kings — and their brothers — are not problematic at all.
October 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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This spooky sky brought to you by a distant lightning strike and my non-dominant thumb tapping the shutter 53 times to get the shot.

#NightPhotography #NightSky #NightMode
A night sky streaked with big clouds with a faint purple glow in the distance
September 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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This photo was (supposedly) taken the day before that speech. While it very manipulated on its own, compared to your screen grab? It’s shocking how different he looks.
Screen capture of a CBS news article with photo of the Petty Orange One. It is captioned with: President Trump in the Roosevelt Room of the White House in Washington, D.C., on Monday, Sept. 22, 2025. FRANCIS CHUNG / POLITICO / BLOOMBERG VIA GETTY IMAGES Cropped version of previous photo that depicts the dicktater. You can see digital artifacts (fuzziness) around his face and shirt collar, which indicates the photo was heavily manipulated in that area. Likely to remove the orange stained shirt collar. His face is less manipulated but still looks vastly different than the screen grab this is replying to.
September 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Check in on your people. Even if has been awhile. Here’s an opener, if this week’s left you struggling for the right words.

#Community #Kindness #Connection
Screenshot of text message that says: (Waves hi cautiously because what greeting does one offer in the midst of mass psychosis?)
September 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Karma's gonna track you down
Step by step, from town to town
Screenshot of Headline “Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths 'Unfortunately' Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment” over photo of Charlie Kirk speaking into a microphone. Additional text: PUBLISHED APR 06, 2023 AT 05:39 PM EDT UPDATED APR 07, 2023 AT 08:44 AM EDT
September 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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It’s our 6th anniversary with our childless cat crone. We didn’t know in 2019 she’d be a neurospicy perseverater with daddy & financial issues who’d need emotional support thru a pandemic. But leaning that pet surrenders skyrocketed this year makes us a bit glad she’s still our neurospicy crone.
Two tortoiseshell cats, one is a “dilute” / gray with peachy blond patches and the other is a black with ginger patches. They’re sitting on a window ledge extender, softly lit by sunshine, and looking like an album cover for their moody alt-rock band The ‘Shells
August 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I will be thinking about this for a long, long time. I wonder if she designs escape rooms for funsies.
August 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Convinced there’s a WH staffer tasked with concocting b.s. EOs for Tiny-Hands Taco Pollo to revoke everything from the Obama administration.

The ableism with grotesque dollop of eugenics is weirdly on the nose this week.
Screen capture of the tyrant taco’s latest royal decree with the following text: PRESIDENT'S COUNCIL ON SPORTS, FITNESS, AND NUTRITION, AND THE REESTABLISHMENT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL FITNESS TEST Executive Orders July 31, 2025 By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and to promote the economic, academic, and social benefits of youth sports, fitness, and nutrition, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Revocation. Executive Order 13824 of February 26, 2018 (President's Council on Sports, Fitness, and Nutrition), is hereby revoked. Sec. 2. Amendment. Executive Order 13265 of June 6, 2002 (President's Council on Physical Fitness and
August 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Google News AI has jokes.
Screen grab of Google News feed: Headline:: A New Cause of Atherosclerosis 4 hours ago • By Derek Lowe (Image of 5 beverages in clear cups in a row against a black and purple background. The beverages appear sugary and caffeinated.) Headline: McDonald's to test CosMc's-inspired drinks at more than 500 restaurants
July 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Malcom, Ozzy, and now Hulk Hogan?

This week’s rare & gnarly transits are doing all the things astrologers predicted … but not to the people we hoped. So if this is what Uranus in Gemini be like, the next 8 years will break us all.

#Astrology #UranusInGemini #AstrologySky
Screengrab: Image of shirtless, terracotta toned, and glistening Hulk Hogan, sometime in his glory years. Text: • The New York Times Hulk Hogan, Shirt-Shredding Superstar of Pro Wrestling, Dies at 71 1h • By Victor Mather
July 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Pretty sure this dm came from an AI bot account posing as a Black man. They’re heeeerrreeee.
Screenshot of a Bsky DM conversation: What are your thoughts on the U.S. tightening immigration rules? Some say it's necessary, others think it's too harsh, how do you think that changes things globally? 2:08 PM Why are you sending me a dm about an incendiary topic? It's weird. 2:37 PM Hey, didn't mean to make things awkward, I came across some heated takes on the topic and was curious what others thought. Totally get if it felt out of the blue. Hope all's good.
July 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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My sun-loving tortie twins, Lucky and Polly
July 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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The pattern’s a rattan weave — which is possibly more divine than polka dots? Love that the colors are basically identical to the gingham set blondie wore last week.
June 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.
June 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Googled the company funding this gig work. According to the AI overview…

“Fight Fight Fight LLC is a company linked to President Trump and his $TRUMP memecoin … the company is mentioned in a letter from Senator Blumenthal, raising concerns about the private dinner hosted with President Trump”
June 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Am convinced one-trick Jony saw ‘Sleeper’ at an inappropriately young age and it’s informed his designs ever since. (Or maybe I’m projecting.)
Still from 1973 Woody Allen film “Sleeper”. Allen wears a gray metal domed helmet that covers his ears. His mouth is covered by a metal puck meant to be a speaker. He wears a bow tie and glasses. Very Jony Ive coded.
May 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Fixed it.
May 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM