svizra boi
@svizra-boi.bsky.social
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September 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I was at a sauna once and I was standing about 3 feet away from a guy sat on a bench. Apparently he wanted me to come closer, but instead of asking me he GRABBED MY COCK AND YANKED ME OVER,,,,,,,
And I was like alright sir the thing we’re not gonna do is THAT
And I was like alright sir the thing we’re not gonna do is THAT
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I was at a sauna once and I was standing about 3 feet away from a guy sat on a bench. Apparently he wanted me to come closer, but instead of asking me he GRABBED MY COCK AND YANKED ME OVER,,,,,,,
And I was like alright sir the thing we’re not gonna do is THAT
And I was like alright sir the thing we’re not gonna do is THAT
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You’ve seen the pole, but what about the hole? 👀
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
You’ve seen the pole, but what about the hole? 👀
You’ve seen the pole, but what about the hole? 👀
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
You’ve seen the pole, but what about the hole? 👀
Can’t find my fleshlight. Can I borrow one of you real quick?
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Can’t find my fleshlight. Can I borrow one of you real quick?
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And the winner is…….
🥳 The United Kingdom! 🥳
🥳 The United Kingdom! 🥳
October 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
And the winner is…….
🥳 The United Kingdom! 🥳
🥳 The United Kingdom! 🥳
And the winner is…….
🥳 The United Kingdom! 🥳
🥳 The United Kingdom! 🥳
October 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
And the winner is…….
🥳 The United Kingdom! 🥳
🥳 The United Kingdom! 🥳
Who the fuck invented calories?
I need to have a word. There’s clearly been some kind of mistake.
I need to have a word. There’s clearly been some kind of mistake.
October 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Who the fuck invented calories?
I need to have a word. There’s clearly been some kind of mistake.
I need to have a word. There’s clearly been some kind of mistake.
Where did I move to? 🌍 👀
Reply with your guesses! ⬇️
The drop is gonna happen soon!
Reply with your guesses! ⬇️
The drop is gonna happen soon!
October 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Where did I move to? 🌍 👀
Reply with your guesses! ⬇️
The drop is gonna happen soon!
Reply with your guesses! ⬇️
The drop is gonna happen soon!
Always remember to lock up your tops after use!
October 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Always remember to lock up your tops after use!
A while back I said I moved away from Switzerland, but I wasn’t ready yet to say where I went.
I might be dropping the deets soon, would it be interested? 👀
I might be dropping the deets soon, would it be interested? 👀
October 17, 2025 at 8:27 AM
A while back I said I moved away from Switzerland, but I wasn’t ready yet to say where I went.
I might be dropping the deets soon, would it be interested? 👀
I might be dropping the deets soon, would it be interested? 👀
Can anyone explain to me what goes wrong in the fabric of spacetime every evening to make the 120 minutes between 10pm and midnight go so freaking fast?
October 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Can anyone explain to me what goes wrong in the fabric of spacetime every evening to make the 120 minutes between 10pm and midnight go so freaking fast?
Grindr has become such a shithole, what are you guys using instead?
October 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Grindr has become such a shithole, what are you guys using instead?
Still sick but my dick’s hard
October 5, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Still sick but my dick’s hard
Fun fact: my favourite lube is your spit 👀
October 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Fun fact: my favourite lube is your spit 👀
Happy locktober to those who celebrate!
October 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Happy locktober to those who celebrate!
And now just after clearing my cold I get tonsillitis 💀
Fml
No ass for svizra anytime soon 😭
Fml
No ass for svizra anytime soon 😭
I’ve been having a dry spell lately and it’s not for lack of trying 🥲
In the past 2 months I’ve had 1 bj and that’s it…
And now when I have more time to hook up I get sick 💀
In the past 2 months I’ve had 1 bj and that’s it…
And now when I have more time to hook up I get sick 💀
September 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
And now just after clearing my cold I get tonsillitis 💀
Fml
No ass for svizra anytime soon 😭
Fml
No ass for svizra anytime soon 😭
My cock is so hard right now
Shame there’s nobody sitting on it 😔
Shame there’s nobody sitting on it 😔
September 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
My cock is so hard right now
Shame there’s nobody sitting on it 😔
Shame there’s nobody sitting on it 😔
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That’s it, I’m banning everyone from looking at dick pics until you all learn what a dildo looks like
Too many pics of guys posing with a dildo pretending it’s their own cocks
Same goes for AI. No more gooning until you can recognise actual humans in photos
Too many pics of guys posing with a dildo pretending it’s their own cocks
Same goes for AI. No more gooning until you can recognise actual humans in photos
September 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
That’s it, I’m banning everyone from looking at dick pics until you all learn what a dildo looks like
Too many pics of guys posing with a dildo pretending it’s their own cocks
Same goes for AI. No more gooning until you can recognise actual humans in photos
Too many pics of guys posing with a dildo pretending it’s their own cocks
Same goes for AI. No more gooning until you can recognise actual humans in photos
Thank heavens for ibuprofen
I’ve been having a dry spell lately and it’s not for lack of trying 🥲
In the past 2 months I’ve had 1 bj and that’s it…
And now when I have more time to hook up I get sick 💀
In the past 2 months I’ve had 1 bj and that’s it…
And now when I have more time to hook up I get sick 💀
September 9, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Thank heavens for ibuprofen
They look kinda kissable right now 😳
September 9, 2025 at 7:18 AM
They look kinda kissable right now 😳