His name is Ito! he's my perfect little shadow.

shut the fuck up and let me get my billion dollars Robert

Smiling Friends, Salad Fingers - for those that like Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. See also Llamas with Hats/Charlie the Unicorn, web 2.0 gems. And to really stew in the late aughts webfeel the Something Awful Groverhaus saga is archived, more comedy of errors than a work intended for comedy, but gold.

I know that a patented Raytheon Knife Missile™️ ain't the right tool for this job, but goddamn it would be the funniest.

It's wild looking back to the early 2000s and how so many people predicted this path post-9/11 that were the sort of people *studying exactly this sort of thing happening across the globe* and it was just fucking ignored.

and in the middle of a friggin' atmospheric river, no less. I'm, likewise, trying very hard not to tinfoil hat over this, but it feels so quintessentially years of lead.

We are the villains of so many stories, creating a legion of enemies borne out of the populations we enslaved for a white capitalist imperium. I think there won't be any real change until folks recognize, en masse, that *this is us*. This is the American way. And then decide to fucking change it.

@repmikejohnson.bsky.social I want to be clear - if you find this threatening, you are not just a weird loser, but a scared fucking baby. I larp, and even *I* think you're a fucking nerd, you weird fuck.