Seth Vertelney
@svertelney.bsky.social
Managing editor, @prosoccerwire.bsky.social. Gopher.
Lots of red white and blue here — a lot of it for Paraguay
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Lots of red white and blue here — a lot of it for Paraguay
look I’m at soccer practice
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
look I’m at soccer practice
somehow he got to this ball first!
October 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
somehow he got to this ball first!
Lennart Karl, Bayern Munich
Lenny and Carl, The Simpsons
Lenny and Carl, The Simpsons
October 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Lennart Karl, Bayern Munich
Lenny and Carl, The Simpsons
Lenny and Carl, The Simpsons
hahaha this sucks
October 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
hahaha this sucks
gonna regret posting this but it’s sunny right now! weather delay is definitely not going to happen
September 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
gonna regret posting this but it’s sunny right now! weather delay is definitely not going to happen
and two games in New Jersey with zero minutes after this 😭
July 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
and two games in New Jersey with zero minutes after this 😭
welcome to North Guatemala City
July 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
welcome to North Guatemala City
this is…not going to be a home game for the USMNT
July 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
this is…not going to be a home game for the USMNT
maybe just a late-arriving USMNT crowd but was about 90% Guatemala fans walking into the stadium 90 mins before kickoff
July 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
maybe just a late-arriving USMNT crowd but was about 90% Guatemala fans walking into the stadium 90 mins before kickoff
well this was probably inevitable
June 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
well this was probably inevitable
me sitting in the UNWELL FC section
May 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
me sitting in the UNWELL FC section
cool seeing my story at the top of r/ussoccer
oh wait, it's some content sludge mill that copy and pasted my story. ah well, nevertheless.
oh wait, it's some content sludge mill that copy and pasted my story. ah well, nevertheless.
April 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
cool seeing my story at the top of r/ussoccer
oh wait, it's some content sludge mill that copy and pasted my story. ah well, nevertheless.
oh wait, it's some content sludge mill that copy and pasted my story. ah well, nevertheless.
let's check in on Deadspin shall we
oh cool it's a content mill churning out MLS press releases rewritten by AI with team names misspelled in the headline. nice!
oh cool it's a content mill churning out MLS press releases rewritten by AI with team names misspelled in the headline. nice!
January 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
let's check in on Deadspin shall we
oh cool it's a content mill churning out MLS press releases rewritten by AI with team names misspelled in the headline. nice!
oh cool it's a content mill churning out MLS press releases rewritten by AI with team names misspelled in the headline. nice!