By far the most disturbing thing customers do at my work is peel the bread pudding on the salad bar. It's supposed to have a firm crust, but every so often the top layer goes missing. We don't know who or when or how. It doesn't matter how much or little is left.

What's the point of having a dragonlike tail if you can't put it in people's mouths?

s'pose i could use this to say anything i don't feel like directing at anyone in particular.

in which case, i got green onion in my eye. again. how