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suzythealpacagoth.bsky.social
@suzythealpacagoth.bsky.social
Author, artist, crafter, T1D, late dgx autistic, goth, metalhead, science enthusiast, witch, alpacas.
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Just Journey being extra dramatic about the poop scoop HE decided to stick his nose on. #alpacas #gross #catsincamelbodies
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Inside ugliness just spraying out everywhere, Katie Miller edition
#dailysketch #politicalsatire #can'ttaketheheat #pathetic #dontactlikeanaziifyoudontwanttobecalledone
November 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The fluffy adventures of Skelly the plastic lich!
After this, the skeleton ended up on my fiber shelf till next year.
#alpacas #silly #fluffy
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Krampus doing things: war criminal edition
#petekegbreath #hegsethisawarcriminal
#krampus #naughty #dailysketch #ink
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The boys were being extra tonight🤣

#alpacas
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Wrong red white and blue dumbass
Golfing zombie piggy is a Russian asset.
#golfingpig #animalfarm #dailysketch #trumpisputinsbitch
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Sullivan reminding everyone to get their vitamins and minerals when they binge eat today!
(He is Gigi Paradox's sire)
Alt: A video of a beige alpaca nibbling on a metal j hook on a Green gate
#alpacas #alpacanibbles #alpacalips
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Not a fake bone spurs draft dodger.
#astronaut #dailysketch
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The kitties get wet food on special occasions. They don't get it all the time because they don't eat it all and it spoils.
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Maya was excited about hay delivery, and Ivy complains about being uncomfortable every day. Then Valkyrie came to stay hi. #alpacas #livestockguardian
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Here ya go, Putin's gimp is Witkoff
So willing
Alt: A man in a leather suit with metal studs and a zipper across the mouth with eye holes and some masking tape with Witkoff written in red
#dailysketch #putinsbitch #politicalsatire #witkoffworksforrussia #markers
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
After the biscuits
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Chandra X-ray bakery is open. Only biscuits tho.
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
TW: LOUD SOUND

However, feel free to yoink this to play at full volume to annoy ICESTAPO.

Sherman is the small alpaca, Pattycakes the bigger one. I call him Pattycakes because his registered name doesn't fit him at all 😂

#alpacafight #alpacantifa #screamaticestapo #antifa #plushiefight
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The truth is, we are all the turkeys right now
Hashtag leopards eating faces
#dailysketch #animalfarm #politicalsatire #golfingpig #liar
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Gigi Paradox just thinks my tools are play things.
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Miso soup, my version, ie not authentic.
#miso #yum
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My mullet is FEELING itself today
Hashtag opinionated hair
#chickmullet #alpacarancher
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Princess Neko-chan in what we call her shark position. Jason wants to change it to orca.
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
One more because Smith and Maya were cracking me up today. I have big hay nests like that cardboard box around for the guardian dogs, and Maya was trying to take her own selfie today. She was literally touching my phone with her nose. #alpacas #livestockguardians #boop
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The boy alpacas got a rainbow from the cold rain storms today.
#rainbow #storm #alpacas
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
These ID4 esque clouds tonight tho...

(Two photos of clouds over mountains and ranch equipment, with the sun behind them glowing in a creepy manner)
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM