Suzanne M.
suzmer.bsky.social
Suzanne M.
@suzmer.bsky.social
I like puns and other stuff.
I cannot fathom how Miller avoids at least one knuckle sandwich per day.
January 6, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Mandatorily forced?!
January 3, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Mandatorily forced?!
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I know it came out way earlier than the 80s but it had multiple peaks of popularity. Including in the 80s.
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
December 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I’m teeming with optimism that a ginger snap crust can elevate the pumpkin pie that’s been demanded of me to at least a 57.
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I lost Roscoe (at 18) in April. Ricky is 19 and still hanging in there.
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
How many eggs w that 1/2 cottage cheese?
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If there is a Heaven, mine will have a queso fountain. If there is a Hell, mine will have someone already in my assigned parking space. I’m just trying to live a peaceful areligious life. Everything that I don’t believe is fake news. ;-)
October 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I will never recoup the enormous number of hours I spent in G for gemstones and D for dogs. Nor would I want to.
October 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Since we may truly be in survival mode, it may HAVE TO include cargo pants. 😉
July 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I’m so petty about the Sonics I haven’t purchased anything at a Starbucks since 2006.
June 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I want them shoving each other in the fountain like Krystle and Alexis!
June 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I was thinking more like shove each other into the fountain but pistols will work. #teamalexis
June 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
They need to get back in the same zip code so they can push each other in the fountain! #teamalexis
June 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I still keep an atlas in the car. When I’m on a longer road trip I love to pull it out at rest stops to get a better visual idea of what’s to come than the map on my phone could ever give me.
June 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Me too! I kept waiting for the answer!
June 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I’ll admit there are a few decent lessons among those ten commandment but I’d much prefer to see those life lessons as secular posters vs. force feeding Christianity to the littles.
June 3, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Heck, maybe sooner!
June 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I’ve talked about chicago with three different people over the past two days and I just can’t wipe the smile off my face. My friend and her husband are going this weekend and I told them which barstools to choose at Green Mill.
June 1, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It’s hard as hell. Find bits of joy where you can. Deep inside, your Mom wishes that for you.
May 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
His lack of respect is tied to his incredibly poor character, not to dementia or decline—it has always been with him.
May 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
11!!!!
May 22, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I assumed it worked in secret because it was underground.
May 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
You’re good.
May 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM