But at least we can finally learn first-hand what it’s like to live in a place like North Korea. We’re not winning, we’re twinning.

I still have my FB account, but really only use it to keep up with local groups. If you want, I can reach out to mutual friends and get their handle here. Just DM me with names.

It’s easier than we think. I haven’t shopped on Amazon or stepped foot in Whole Foods for well over a month. They used to get so much of my money, now they get none.

I like to call those monstrosities ’Heil Haulers’.

Yes. Please do go to Mars. We’ll wait here to get your reports. May I help you pack?

I’m hoping we can crawl out of this fascist oligarchical mess and celebrate the inauguration of President Crockett someday on the near future.

Exactly.