The way I see it, you have 2 choices: you can go with the grain, or you can go against the grain. Or you can eat a bowl of pasta while watching the 20 Minute Workout on a VHS tape. Three. You have 3 (three) choices.

Does anyone else use their bidet like a butt cleansing enema blast?

Everything is so bizarre it’s normal.

The old adage believe none of what you hear and half of what you see is no longer true. Now you can’t believe anything.

It’s 9 AM. Do you know where your Bloody Mary is?

Well Apple is getting shitty almost forcing a subscription to iCloud. Can’t back up my phone without a paid subscription? No thank you. Maybe time to switch. I don’t even have that much on my phone. Jerks. Everybody all about the money.

Trust me when I say, Shitting is exhausting.

This world is such garbage. Don’t get me wrong there are still beautiful people and beautiful places but for the most part it’s garbage.

And the dish ran away with the spoon. I want to go there too.