When you have a weird thing where you've had a scratchy throat and extreme fatigue but you still have a massive appetite. At least give me the loss of appetite so I can lose the holiday cake weight
December 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
When you have a weird thing where you've had a scratchy throat and extreme fatigue but you still have a massive appetite. At least give me the loss of appetite so I can lose the holiday cake weight
Ok also WHY do people invite themselves to things they were not invited to. Everyone is annoying to the nth degree this year
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ok also WHY do people invite themselves to things they were not invited to. Everyone is annoying to the nth degree this year
I am so exhausted. I need a vacation from this "vacation"
December 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I am so exhausted. I need a vacation from this "vacation"
The way my family CANNOT start cooking before midnight drives me crazy
December 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The way my family CANNOT start cooking before midnight drives me crazy
I don't understand why it takes my sister's 97 hours to shower. I constantly have to rush to get ready cuz they take FOREVER
December 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I don't understand why it takes my sister's 97 hours to shower. I constantly have to rush to get ready cuz they take FOREVER
I had a crying fit and then disassociated on the couch while listening to the crown for 3 hours. So that's been my day
December 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I had a crying fit and then disassociated on the couch while listening to the crown for 3 hours. So that's been my day
When you get your friends boyfriend to help with attic stuff cuz you're now paranoid about falling by yourself. I need a "rent a man to help with things "
December 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
When you get your friends boyfriend to help with attic stuff cuz you're now paranoid about falling by yourself. I need a "rent a man to help with things "
I'm about to protest doing my bloodwork because WHY is it such a hassle EVERY SINGLE TIME. I've been doing quarterly bloodwork since 2019 and every time it's like I'm a brand new person at this lab. Drives me insane
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'm about to protest doing my bloodwork because WHY is it such a hassle EVERY SINGLE TIME. I've been doing quarterly bloodwork since 2019 and every time it's like I'm a brand new person at this lab. Drives me insane
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
- Underworld
- Hans Zimmer
- Cascade
- Bruce Springsteen
- Yanni
- Underworld
- Hans Zimmer
- Cascade
- Bruce Springsteen
- Yanni
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
- Underworld
- Hans Zimmer
- Cascade
- Bruce Springsteen
- Yanni
- Underworld
- Hans Zimmer
- Cascade
- Bruce Springsteen
- Yanni
I did not realize how much the French say "voila" when talking
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I did not realize how much the French say "voila" when talking
Ah yes good ole LA traffic at all hours of the day. I'd forgotten about this
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Ah yes good ole LA traffic at all hours of the day. I'd forgotten about this
When your Armenian lyft driver in LA goes on an Kardashian rant on when they went to Armenia
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When your Armenian lyft driver in LA goes on an Kardashian rant on when they went to Armenia
WHY is everything at Mueller closed before 1 am. Why is everyone so lame ON HALLOWEEN. Rude.
November 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
WHY is everything at Mueller closed before 1 am. Why is everyone so lame ON HALLOWEEN. Rude.
I'm on luxury parisien apt tiktok and I immediately need like $5 million dollars.
October 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I'm on luxury parisien apt tiktok and I immediately need like $5 million dollars.
Me pondering which old costume to pull out for a Halloween event . While also considering which one photographs better in a photobooth. Cuz priorities.
October 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Me pondering which old costume to pull out for a Halloween event . While also considering which one photographs better in a photobooth. Cuz priorities.
About to argue with the at&t AI bot on getting me a better deal or I cancel
October 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
About to argue with the at&t AI bot on getting me a better deal or I cancel
Turns out 11 drinks is when you stop caring about mosquito bites
August 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Turns out 11 drinks is when you stop caring about mosquito bites
Do not come to Tulum if you attract any mosquitoes. I think I just set a new record: 24 mosquitoes bites. That's with 2 rounds of mosquito repellent. This is the worst
August 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Do not come to Tulum if you attract any mosquitoes. I think I just set a new record: 24 mosquitoes bites. That's with 2 rounds of mosquito repellent. This is the worst
When the bartender at Liberty bar tells you.... I like your poofy sleeves.
July 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
When the bartender at Liberty bar tells you.... I like your poofy sleeves.
I can't believe I'm saying this but I kind of need people to stop signing up to volunteer for FF? We're up to 315 INTERESTED PEOPLE.
July 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I can't believe I'm saying this but I kind of need people to stop signing up to volunteer for FF? We're up to 315 INTERESTED PEOPLE.
Did I sing "silver springs" at karaoke and explain the 1997 performance lore to a room of people who didn't know about it during the instrumental break? Yes. Yes I did. #timeputaspellonyou #FleetwoodMac
July 19, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Did I sing "silver springs" at karaoke and explain the 1997 performance lore to a room of people who didn't know about it during the instrumental break? Yes. Yes I did. #timeputaspellonyou #FleetwoodMac
Sometimes you have an immigration conversation over a random whiskey drink at a hotel bar.
July 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Sometimes you have an immigration conversation over a random whiskey drink at a hotel bar.
There is an aerial instructor that very gently kicks my ass in trapeze. I'm gonna be really sore tomorrow
July 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
There is an aerial instructor that very gently kicks my ass in trapeze. I'm gonna be really sore tomorrow
I need a drinking buddy that's in between "2 hrs. We're done" and " it's been 96 hrs and we're still drunk". I NEED A BALANCED DRINKING BUDDY
July 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I need a drinking buddy that's in between "2 hrs. We're done" and " it's been 96 hrs and we're still drunk". I NEED A BALANCED DRINKING BUDDY
I just had a basil cake at Este that was exquisite.
June 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I just had a basil cake at Este that was exquisite.