Suuraimuu, Goddess of Slimes
@suuraimuu.bsky.social
The patron goddess of all slimes. #1 vtuber. 18+ only.
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It's morbin' slime!
Come see me on twitch for all your slime-based content needs.
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It's morbin' slime!
Tea Review: "Elixir of Wisdom" by tea and absinthe -
What I've learned today, is that black tea is quick to grow strong. Leave it in just a smidgeon too long, and it'll quickly overpower anything else in the brew. I feel like I should give this and the peach tea earlier a second chance...
5/10.
What I've learned today, is that black tea is quick to grow strong. Leave it in just a smidgeon too long, and it'll quickly overpower anything else in the brew. I feel like I should give this and the peach tea earlier a second chance...
5/10.
December 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Tea Review: "Elixir of Wisdom" by tea and absinthe -
What I've learned today, is that black tea is quick to grow strong. Leave it in just a smidgeon too long, and it'll quickly overpower anything else in the brew. I feel like I should give this and the peach tea earlier a second chance...
5/10.
What I've learned today, is that black tea is quick to grow strong. Leave it in just a smidgeon too long, and it'll quickly overpower anything else in the brew. I feel like I should give this and the peach tea earlier a second chance...
5/10.
Tea Review: "Princess Peach" by Tea and Absinthe -
I think I may have steeped this too long. It has a strong black tea taste that overpowers the peach and rose. Honey cannot quite save this one for me. I think I prefer fruit teas. Not bad if you like black, though.
5/10.
I think I may have steeped this too long. It has a strong black tea taste that overpowers the peach and rose. Honey cannot quite save this one for me. I think I prefer fruit teas. Not bad if you like black, though.
5/10.
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Tea Review: "Princess Peach" by Tea and Absinthe -
I think I may have steeped this too long. It has a strong black tea taste that overpowers the peach and rose. Honey cannot quite save this one for me. I think I prefer fruit teas. Not bad if you like black, though.
5/10.
I think I may have steeped this too long. It has a strong black tea taste that overpowers the peach and rose. Honey cannot quite save this one for me. I think I prefer fruit teas. Not bad if you like black, though.
5/10.
Tea Review: "Salted Caramel" by Tea and Absinthe -
It tastes like... Caramel in hot water? Kind of has an off-kilter flavor profile. Like it's missing something. Somehow, I am reminded of my childhood when I stole sips of my mom's caramel mochiatto. Couldn't really finish this one.
5/10.
It tastes like... Caramel in hot water? Kind of has an off-kilter flavor profile. Like it's missing something. Somehow, I am reminded of my childhood when I stole sips of my mom's caramel mochiatto. Couldn't really finish this one.
5/10.
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Tea Review: "Salted Caramel" by Tea and Absinthe -
It tastes like... Caramel in hot water? Kind of has an off-kilter flavor profile. Like it's missing something. Somehow, I am reminded of my childhood when I stole sips of my mom's caramel mochiatto. Couldn't really finish this one.
5/10.
It tastes like... Caramel in hot water? Kind of has an off-kilter flavor profile. Like it's missing something. Somehow, I am reminded of my childhood when I stole sips of my mom's caramel mochiatto. Couldn't really finish this one.
5/10.
Tea Review: "Sakura Strawberry Rose" By Tea and Absinthe -
Light! Kinda fruity! A weak tea, but quite refreshing. I can foresee myself drinking this to calm myself during a festival. Quite a pleasingly light flavor, but not one you'd like if you're a fan of intensity.
8/10
Light! Kinda fruity! A weak tea, but quite refreshing. I can foresee myself drinking this to calm myself during a festival. Quite a pleasingly light flavor, but not one you'd like if you're a fan of intensity.
8/10
December 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Tea Review: "Sakura Strawberry Rose" By Tea and Absinthe -
Light! Kinda fruity! A weak tea, but quite refreshing. I can foresee myself drinking this to calm myself during a festival. Quite a pleasingly light flavor, but not one you'd like if you're a fan of intensity.
8/10
Light! Kinda fruity! A weak tea, but quite refreshing. I can foresee myself drinking this to calm myself during a festival. Quite a pleasingly light flavor, but not one you'd like if you're a fan of intensity.
8/10
Tea Review: "Persephone's Blend" By Tea and Absinthe -
Smells like oranges, tastes like... Persimmons. (and oranges.) It's very down to earth sort of spring-based blend, much like the lady it's based on. Smooth, not the sweetest. Good, but not the best. Just like how Hades likes it.
7/10
Smells like oranges, tastes like... Persimmons. (and oranges.) It's very down to earth sort of spring-based blend, much like the lady it's based on. Smooth, not the sweetest. Good, but not the best. Just like how Hades likes it.
7/10
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Tea Review: "Persephone's Blend" By Tea and Absinthe -
Smells like oranges, tastes like... Persimmons. (and oranges.) It's very down to earth sort of spring-based blend, much like the lady it's based on. Smooth, not the sweetest. Good, but not the best. Just like how Hades likes it.
7/10
Smells like oranges, tastes like... Persimmons. (and oranges.) It's very down to earth sort of spring-based blend, much like the lady it's based on. Smooth, not the sweetest. Good, but not the best. Just like how Hades likes it.
7/10
Tea Review: "Tiki Room" By Tea and Absinthe -
I miss when I visited hawaii earlier this year. This Tea reminds me of Hawaii. It is very full of refreshing fruit tastes, like a sort of... hot illikoi passion. It's quite sweet, but really shows its flavor with some wildflower honey. Great tea!
9/10
I miss when I visited hawaii earlier this year. This Tea reminds me of Hawaii. It is very full of refreshing fruit tastes, like a sort of... hot illikoi passion. It's quite sweet, but really shows its flavor with some wildflower honey. Great tea!
9/10
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Tea Review: "Tiki Room" By Tea and Absinthe -
I miss when I visited hawaii earlier this year. This Tea reminds me of Hawaii. It is very full of refreshing fruit tastes, like a sort of... hot illikoi passion. It's quite sweet, but really shows its flavor with some wildflower honey. Great tea!
9/10
I miss when I visited hawaii earlier this year. This Tea reminds me of Hawaii. It is very full of refreshing fruit tastes, like a sort of... hot illikoi passion. It's quite sweet, but really shows its flavor with some wildflower honey. Great tea!
9/10
Tea Review: "The Road So Far" by Tea and Absinthe -
Ending our spooky tea party review with an interesting one: Blackberry. Very strong blackberry notes, not much else. Great at putting people to sleep. It made me pass out in no time at all. Great sleep aid, I guess? zzzZzZZzZZZz....
7.5/10
Ending our spooky tea party review with an interesting one: Blackberry. Very strong blackberry notes, not much else. Great at putting people to sleep. It made me pass out in no time at all. Great sleep aid, I guess? zzzZzZZzZZZz....
7.5/10
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Tea Review: "The Road So Far" by Tea and Absinthe -
Ending our spooky tea party review with an interesting one: Blackberry. Very strong blackberry notes, not much else. Great at putting people to sleep. It made me pass out in no time at all. Great sleep aid, I guess? zzzZzZZzZZZz....
7.5/10
Ending our spooky tea party review with an interesting one: Blackberry. Very strong blackberry notes, not much else. Great at putting people to sleep. It made me pass out in no time at all. Great sleep aid, I guess? zzzZzZZzZZZz....
7.5/10
Tea Review: "Moon Rabbit's Tea" By Tea and Absinthe -
Nutty! Like toasted almonds or seeds. Tastes kind of like a coffee, but... Clearly not coffee. Weaker coffee. It's alright. As I've said before, not quite my cup of... Tea. (haha). Pretty okay, though! Might go good with cookies.
6.5/10
Nutty! Like toasted almonds or seeds. Tastes kind of like a coffee, but... Clearly not coffee. Weaker coffee. It's alright. As I've said before, not quite my cup of... Tea. (haha). Pretty okay, though! Might go good with cookies.
6.5/10
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Tea Review: "Moon Rabbit's Tea" By Tea and Absinthe -
Nutty! Like toasted almonds or seeds. Tastes kind of like a coffee, but... Clearly not coffee. Weaker coffee. It's alright. As I've said before, not quite my cup of... Tea. (haha). Pretty okay, though! Might go good with cookies.
6.5/10
Nutty! Like toasted almonds or seeds. Tastes kind of like a coffee, but... Clearly not coffee. Weaker coffee. It's alright. As I've said before, not quite my cup of... Tea. (haha). Pretty okay, though! Might go good with cookies.
6.5/10
Tea Review: "Elder Goth" By Tea and Absinthe -
Black licorice and black tea tag-team together with cloves to make a gothic drink I simply cannot get down. It's great I guess if you're into that bitter stuff, but this slime is not. is this a sign I should've been a pastel goth? I don't know.
4/10.
Black licorice and black tea tag-team together with cloves to make a gothic drink I simply cannot get down. It's great I guess if you're into that bitter stuff, but this slime is not. is this a sign I should've been a pastel goth? I don't know.
4/10.
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Tea Review: "Elder Goth" By Tea and Absinthe -
Black licorice and black tea tag-team together with cloves to make a gothic drink I simply cannot get down. It's great I guess if you're into that bitter stuff, but this slime is not. is this a sign I should've been a pastel goth? I don't know.
4/10.
Black licorice and black tea tag-team together with cloves to make a gothic drink I simply cannot get down. It's great I guess if you're into that bitter stuff, but this slime is not. is this a sign I should've been a pastel goth? I don't know.
4/10.
Tea Review: "Vitae" by Tea and Absinthe -
Much like blood, this drink goes down smooth... as long as you have a bit of clover honey. It's mild, tastes a bit like apples and a very mild sweetness(this could be the honey). The smell is quite pleasing. I can foresee drinking this quite a bit. 9.5/10!
Much like blood, this drink goes down smooth... as long as you have a bit of clover honey. It's mild, tastes a bit like apples and a very mild sweetness(this could be the honey). The smell is quite pleasing. I can foresee drinking this quite a bit. 9.5/10!
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Tea Review: "Vitae" by Tea and Absinthe -
Much like blood, this drink goes down smooth... as long as you have a bit of clover honey. It's mild, tastes a bit like apples and a very mild sweetness(this could be the honey). The smell is quite pleasing. I can foresee drinking this quite a bit. 9.5/10!
Much like blood, this drink goes down smooth... as long as you have a bit of clover honey. It's mild, tastes a bit like apples and a very mild sweetness(this could be the honey). The smell is quite pleasing. I can foresee drinking this quite a bit. 9.5/10!
#gamersupps review: Goof Juice. It sure tastes like cherries! Best enjoyed cold. reminds me of like. Kool-aid. Is that why they call it Goof-juice? Cause it makes you feel goofy like a kid?
It's pretty okay though. Nothing special, but solid.
7/10.
It's pretty okay though. Nothing special, but solid.
7/10.
October 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
#gamersupps review: Goof Juice. It sure tastes like cherries! Best enjoyed cold. reminds me of like. Kool-aid. Is that why they call it Goof-juice? Cause it makes you feel goofy like a kid?
It's pretty okay though. Nothing special, but solid.
7/10.
It's pretty okay though. Nothing special, but solid.
7/10.
Tea Review: "Halloweentown" by Tea and Abinthe --
It tastes like sweet potatoes and pumpkins! Once you mix some clover honey in it, it tastes kind of like a fall-flavored cereal bar. It's pretty good! Kind of like an exotic brew you'd find in a leaf-strewn cafe.
9/10!
It tastes like sweet potatoes and pumpkins! Once you mix some clover honey in it, it tastes kind of like a fall-flavored cereal bar. It's pretty good! Kind of like an exotic brew you'd find in a leaf-strewn cafe.
9/10!
September 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Tea Review: "Halloweentown" by Tea and Abinthe --
It tastes like sweet potatoes and pumpkins! Once you mix some clover honey in it, it tastes kind of like a fall-flavored cereal bar. It's pretty good! Kind of like an exotic brew you'd find in a leaf-strewn cafe.
9/10!
It tastes like sweet potatoes and pumpkins! Once you mix some clover honey in it, it tastes kind of like a fall-flavored cereal bar. It's pretty good! Kind of like an exotic brew you'd find in a leaf-strewn cafe.
9/10!
Tea review: "Crystal Power" by... Design-a-tea, maybe? It isn't online.
Fruity, and as always, tastes a little bland until you add honey. Has a tang to it, like peaches mixed with roses. -Very- fruity. Gives me a headache...
Not amazing. I suppose I'll be drinking this again, but not often.
5/10
Fruity, and as always, tastes a little bland until you add honey. Has a tang to it, like peaches mixed with roses. -Very- fruity. Gives me a headache...
Not amazing. I suppose I'll be drinking this again, but not often.
5/10
September 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Tea review: "Crystal Power" by... Design-a-tea, maybe? It isn't online.
Fruity, and as always, tastes a little bland until you add honey. Has a tang to it, like peaches mixed with roses. -Very- fruity. Gives me a headache...
Not amazing. I suppose I'll be drinking this again, but not often.
5/10
Fruity, and as always, tastes a little bland until you add honey. Has a tang to it, like peaches mixed with roses. -Very- fruity. Gives me a headache...
Not amazing. I suppose I'll be drinking this again, but not often.
5/10
TEA REVIEW: "Gentleman Pirate" by Tea and Absinthe --
It tastes like mulled cider and bitter cardamom. I'm sure this is great if you're into the more bitter teas, but it just tastes like off-coffee for me. Perhaps it's a sign I like sweet flavored teas better. 4.5/10.
It tastes like mulled cider and bitter cardamom. I'm sure this is great if you're into the more bitter teas, but it just tastes like off-coffee for me. Perhaps it's a sign I like sweet flavored teas better. 4.5/10.
September 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
TEA REVIEW: "Gentleman Pirate" by Tea and Absinthe --
It tastes like mulled cider and bitter cardamom. I'm sure this is great if you're into the more bitter teas, but it just tastes like off-coffee for me. Perhaps it's a sign I like sweet flavored teas better. 4.5/10.
It tastes like mulled cider and bitter cardamom. I'm sure this is great if you're into the more bitter teas, but it just tastes like off-coffee for me. Perhaps it's a sign I like sweet flavored teas better. 4.5/10.
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Happy Birthday to @suuraimuu.bsky.social! May your streams be scuffed and your silliness prevail
September 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Happy Birthday to @suuraimuu.bsky.social! May your streams be scuffed and your silliness prevail
SUURAIMUU TEA REVIEW: Queen of Hearts, by TeaandAbsinthe.com
Didn't taste like anything on the first go, but on the second brew, I added some clover honey. That did the ticket. This drink is... gobsmackingly sweet. Tastes like raisins and strawberries. Very fruity! Would recommend.
8.5/10
Didn't taste like anything on the first go, but on the second brew, I added some clover honey. That did the ticket. This drink is... gobsmackingly sweet. Tastes like raisins and strawberries. Very fruity! Would recommend.
8.5/10
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September 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
SUURAIMUU TEA REVIEW: Queen of Hearts, by TeaandAbsinthe.com
Didn't taste like anything on the first go, but on the second brew, I added some clover honey. That did the ticket. This drink is... gobsmackingly sweet. Tastes like raisins and strawberries. Very fruity! Would recommend.
8.5/10
Didn't taste like anything on the first go, but on the second brew, I added some clover honey. That did the ticket. This drink is... gobsmackingly sweet. Tastes like raisins and strawberries. Very fruity! Would recommend.
8.5/10
hot Suuraimuu #gamersupps flavor review:
Bao Berry Blast.
First off, blue. Good color. Secondly, it kinda... Tastes like lime and a few other fruits? It's a very tangy fruit. Not sweet, but it isn't a bad taste either. It's just got a lot of tartness. If you like lime, you'll like this.
7/10.
Bao Berry Blast.
First off, blue. Good color. Secondly, it kinda... Tastes like lime and a few other fruits? It's a very tangy fruit. Not sweet, but it isn't a bad taste either. It's just got a lot of tartness. If you like lime, you'll like this.
7/10.
September 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
hot Suuraimuu #gamersupps flavor review:
Bao Berry Blast.
First off, blue. Good color. Secondly, it kinda... Tastes like lime and a few other fruits? It's a very tangy fruit. Not sweet, but it isn't a bad taste either. It's just got a lot of tartness. If you like lime, you'll like this.
7/10.
Bao Berry Blast.
First off, blue. Good color. Secondly, it kinda... Tastes like lime and a few other fruits? It's a very tangy fruit. Not sweet, but it isn't a bad taste either. It's just got a lot of tartness. If you like lime, you'll like this.
7/10.
Are you a slime based Vtuber? A fan of the channel? Come join us! We’re celebrating two years of slime based content, and we’d love to interview you!
August 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Are you a slime based Vtuber? A fan of the channel? Come join us! We’re celebrating two years of slime based content, and we’d love to interview you!
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I tried entering @suuraimuu.bsky.social's Kingdom of Slimes, and was told ghosts only count if they're mashed into ectoplasm
August 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I tried entering @suuraimuu.bsky.social's Kingdom of Slimes, and was told ghosts only count if they're mashed into ectoplasm
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Brennan's announcement
July 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Brennan's announcement
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Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
July 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
“Not since that pigeon flew into the boardroom has such a wonderful event happened in the office!” -Auntie Donna
May 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“Not since that pigeon flew into the boardroom has such a wonderful event happened in the office!” -Auntie Donna
You think we’ll ever get in trouble for our catchphrase, somewhere way down the line once we get to merch?
May 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You think we’ll ever get in trouble for our catchphrase, somewhere way down the line once we get to merch?
Average discord convo between me and my best pal @dutchah.bsky.social
May 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Average discord convo between me and my best pal @dutchah.bsky.social
Kind of wish we could go one day without everything being on fire for once.
April 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Kind of wish we could go one day without everything being on fire for once.