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James Sutherland
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Researcher (medical imaging now, previously computer security and forensics). 🇬🇧 in 🇺🇸, divorced father of a two year old. DMs and followers welcome if fully dressed.
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@amandaknox.com I wonder if they have your books in the DS9 library...
Captain Pike, Captain Picard and Chief O'Brian - both captains recalling their positive experiences with condensed time memories, O'Brian.... not.
September 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Banner: Spelling Bee Caption: “I’m sorry, that’s incorrect. Release the bees.”
August 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Want to outwit Skynet? A spelling test should suffice:
Facebook AI claiming that "one thousand" does not contain the letter N. Oops.
June 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Towel rail.
Homer Simpson weighing himself. Weight lower than expected, because his belly is resting on the towel rail.
May 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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I had a "99" (vanilla soft serve cone with a Cadbury's Flake in) last month, first time in ages - I've missed that.
Jared Pechacek @vandroidhelsing *deep breath* VANILLA IS ONE OF THE MOST COMPLEX FLAVORS KNOWN TO MAN AND IT'S ONLY OVERUSE THAT MAKES IT SEEM LIKE THE BORING, SAFE CHOICE THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED SCREAM
May 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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May the 4th be with you.
@BabyYodaFanz Before you go to bed on May 3, don't forget to put out choccy milk and chickie nuggies so Baby Yoda will visit on May the Fourth (picture of Baby Yoda here there is)
May 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Even Duolingo is working on escape plans from the rogue nation between Canada and Mexico now:
Duolingo message: Canadian English isn't just American but nicer (Canadian flag) It's a unique dialect!
May 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Can confirm Occam's Cat first hand. Also a fan of Murphy's Razor.
Gun, Cat, Razor, Law: Checkov's: If a gun is introduced in the first act, it must be fired by the third. If a box is introduced in the first act, a cat must sit in it by the third The simplest way to fire a gun is to pull the trigger Every gun in a play will be fired Schrodinger's: You can't know if a gun is loaded, or not, until the trigger is pulled An unopened box may contain a dead cat, or an alive one, and you won't know until you open it An unopened box may contain the solution to your problems You can't know that things will go wrong, until they do Occam's: The simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them If you hear a strange noise at night, it's probably a cat The simplest explanation is probably the correct one Everything that can be explained, will be explained Murphy's: Any gun that can go off, will go off Any box that can contain a cat, will contain a cat Anything that can be simple, will be simple Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong
April 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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The Measure of a Man?
Imperial Stormtrooper: 5'11" Metric Stormtrooper: 180cm
April 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Shared elsewhere by a friend.
The Rise of a Woman I wish I could see all the versions of myself that I once was, lined up against the wall. I would walk over to every single one of them and thank them for not giving up when I knew they wanted to. -your weakness is your strength
April 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Happy Easter to all, especially those "fighting and scheming" to give *suspected* murderers etc the due process everyone should get before being shipped to Donald's overseas gulag.

"Worst and most incompetent President"? That would be the incumbent. Even the autopen could do better...
Donald J. Trump & @realDonaldTrump Happy Easter to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting and scheming so hard to bring Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, the Mentally Insane, and well known MS-13 Gang Members and Wife Beaters, back into our Country. Happy Easter also to the WEAK and INEFFECTIVE Judges and Law Enforcement Officials who are allowing this sinister attack on our Nation to continue, an attack so violent that it will never be forgotten! Sleepy Joe Biden purposefully allowed Millions of CRIMINALS to enter our Country, totally unvetted and unchecked, through an Open Borders Policy that will go down in history as the single most calamitous act ever perpetrated upon America. He was, by far, our WORST and most Incompetent President, a man who had absolutely no idea what he was doing -- But to him, and to the person that ran and manipulated the Auto Pen (perhaps our REAL President!), and to all of the people who CHEATED in the 2020 Presidential Election in order to get this highly destructive Moron Elected, I wish you, with great love, sincerity, and affection, a very Happy Easter!!! 1.16k ReTruths 5.29k Likes Apr 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
April 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Caturday throwback picture
Black cat relaxing in the bathroom sink
April 19, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Trump's tariffs proving very effective, pushing shoppers to avoid imported goods... In America's biggest export market. Genius.
Sign in Canada helping people avoid goods impacted by Trump's tariff tinkering
April 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Back in Toronto for a few days - it's been too long! It is a lovely country.
CANADA SOME SAY WERE EVERYONE'S FAVORITE COUNTRY. WE PREFER FAVOURITE.
April 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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I think I just found my next teapot!
A TARDIS style teapot being filled, captioned "I've been pouring in this damn thing for 45 minutes"
April 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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@amandaknox.com funny hotel gift in Dublin I thought you’d like - poetry reading every evening, with a printed copy to keep!
Words to the poem “Lament for Thomas Mac Donagh” by Francis Ledwidge
April 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Resqueak with your favourite Bond (wrong answers only)
Blond: James Blond Blunt. James Blunt.
April 13, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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The Kindle one is looking better at least, and I've flagged the hardback as miscagegorised, hopefully that gets fixed now. Some of us always knew the tabloids were full of it even before Piers Morgan getting fired for making stuff up!
Kindle rankings for FREE: 10th Personal Transformation eBooks, 11th Motivational Self-help, 15th Biographies & Memoirs of Women.
April 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Dessert island creatures.
"Triceramisù"
April 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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Apparently you can buy almost anything on Amazon now. Even stuff you really, really don't want.
Search results showing Amazon offering "low priced trauma bond"
April 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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New product launch: single malt water. 0 alcohol, 0 calories. Small batch, expected to sell out by noon today (April 1st).

Tasting notes:
Refreshing nothingness, combined with a cool but intense blandness
A long, refreshing finish with absolutely no spice, smoke, sweetness or any flavour
Product image: Holy Burn 0 alcohol 0 calorie "single malt water".
April 1, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Person in silhouette, captioned “Inner peace begins the moment you choose not to allow another person or event to control your emotions.”
March 31, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Well deserved! I wasn't expecting this extent of tie-in merch though:
Ad image - Buffalo Wild Wings "month of Free"
March 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Thanks - luggage arrived after an hour, now making up for missed time with family. Apparently the airport staff feel the same way about LH baggage handling!
Rubbish bin, wrapped in Lufthansa “checked baggage” tape
March 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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The food wars can always escalate further if you work hard enough.
Instagram post from @scenic_depictions: Homer Simpson bathing, labeled "Italians finally accepting the fact that some people like pineapple on their pizza", about to be hit with a chair by Bart, labelled "pasta with strawberries - Polish people"
March 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM