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She already likes to watch TV, but she’s moving her head to track this one 🥲
A round fluffy black cat sitting on the floor looking up at a TV playing the animated movie Flow.
March 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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what do I have to do to sleep so peacefully?
A black cat stretched out and fully asleep on a couch. Her ruff is pooling around her face and front paws.
March 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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a long haired calico cat curled up on her back in her human‘s lap on a blue sofa. her fluffy tail is covering her face and most of her body, but you can still see her ears with their tufts and her striped ginger leggie.
March 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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a round black cat. she was thinking about jumping at the time, but she just looks immensely pleased with herself.
February 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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I *like* winter.
A bush without any leaves, all of the branches covered in ice from freezing rain; inside of the bush is an abandoned bird's nest, also glazed in ice. In the background, an evergreen tree takes up most of the space against a gray sky.
February 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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A fluffy black cat sitting on a blue sofa enthusiastically licking a hand that is trying to give her pets.
February 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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thanks, the internet; this is now what goes through my brain whenever i catch my Jicamoose doing a crime.
A screenshot of a post reading "YOU FOOLS, YOU LET MOOSE" over a board reading "DO NOT LET MOOSE". A picture of a black cat (nicknamed Moose) and a speech bubble has been added so it looks like she is yelling the contents of the post.
January 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Where's Jicama?
A photo of the bottom of a couch over a hardwood floor. Two green eyeballs are reelecting off of the floor in the shadows under the couch.
December 29, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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bedtime is when you make it

– Grendelisch proverb
a calico cat curled up asleep on a purple blanket. she is wedged between my legs under the blanket and the back of a blue couch, and is resting her cheek on a paw on top of my leg. all of the lights are on and the corner of a lap desk is visible. she does not care – she gets snuggles at bedtime whether her human is actually in bed or not.
December 27, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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These people want everything from you - to control every moment you spend working with them so that you may provide them with more ways to make money, even if doing so doesn't involve you getting anything else in return. Meta, Amazon, Apple, Microsoft and a majority of tech platforms are at war with the user, and, in the absence of any kind of consistent standards or effective regulations, the entire tech ecosystem has followed suit. A kind of Coalition of the Willing of the worst players in hyper-growth tech capitalism. For years, I've watched the destruction of the services and the mechanisms that were responsible for allowing me to have a normal life, to thrive, to be able to speak with a voice that was truly mine. I've watched them burn, or worse, turned into abominable growth vehicles for men disconnected from society and humanity. I owe my life to an internet I've watched turned into multiple abuse factories worth multiple trillions of dollars and the people responsible get gladhandled and applauded. I will scream at them until my dying fucking breath. I have had a blessed life, and I am lucky that I wasn't born even a year earlier or later, but the way I have grown up and seen things change has allowed me to fully comprehend how much damage is being done today, and how much worse is to come if we don't hold these people accountable. The least they deserve is a spoken or written record of their sins, and the least you deserve is to be reminded that you are the victim. Every part of the operating system seems to be hounding you to use some sort of Microsoft product or some sort of product that Microsoft or the laptop manufacturer has been paid to make you see. While one can hope that the people buying these laptops have any awareness of anything, the reality is that they're being dumped into a kind of TJ Maxx version of computing, except TJ Maxx clothes don't sometimes scream at you to download TJ Maxx Plus or stop functioning because you used them too fast. Again, this is how most people are experiencing modern computing, and it isn't because this is big business — it's because laptop sales have been falling for over a decade, and manufacturers (and Microsoft) need as many ways to grow revenue as possible, even if the choices they make are actively harmful to consumers. Aside: I swear to god, if your answer here is "get a MacBook Air, they're only $600," I beg you - I plead with you - to speak with people outside of your income bracket at a time when an entire election was decided in part because everything's more expensive. I believe billions of people are in active combat with their devices every day, swiping away notifications, dodging around intrusive apps, agreeing to privacy policies that they don't understand, desperately trying to find where an option they used to use has been moved to because a product manager has decided that it needed to be somewhere else. I realize it's tough to conceptualize because it's so ubiquitous, but how much do you fight with your computer or smartphone every day? How many times does something break? How many times have you downloaded an app and found it didn't really do the thing you wanted it to? How many times have you wanted to do something simple and found that it's actually really annoying?
December 17, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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I'm having another lemon snack without permission.
A very round, fluffy black cat sitting on a carpet. Her head is tilted to the right and her eyes are narrowed.
December 13, 2024 at 5:24 AM
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Oh, my Moose, what have you done??! www.tumblr.com/sophia-helix...
the images from the "do not let Moose" photoset. The top image is an LED sign in a snowy forest reading 'DO NOT LET MOOSE' in all caps. The second image is the same LED sign in a snowy forest reading 'LICK'. A picture of a cat has been photoshopped in so she is licking the sign. This cat is nicknamed Moose (and she likes to lick things).
December 10, 2024 at 4:09 AM
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have you ever eaten a lemon in despite knowing how it vexes your cat (who, to be clear, was never actually invited to partake in any lemon).
A fluffy black car lying on the floor. It looks like she is glaring at the camera, and her ears make her head look like an owl.
December 9, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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for a creature who is mostly winter coat, you're awfully snug on that functional radiator.
A very fluffy black cat lying on top of a radiator in front of a window. Her paws are dangling over the side and she is staring into space.
December 5, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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one of them grows more powerful in the sunlight; the other will overheat.
a long haired calico cat leaning on a cardboard scratcher and taking a nap in the sunlight. she looks very peaceful. a long haired black cat stretched out on the floor mostly in shadow; a bit of sunlight is reaching the floofs on her belly.
November 24, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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🎶god, what have you done?
you're a fluffy, round girl,
and you've chomped on the straw!🎶
a black cat sitting on the floor and staring up into the camera with round green eyes. beside her is a plastic straw she has clearly been chewing on during the day while unsupervised.
November 22, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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i do not understand what happens to her in the winter.
a fluffy cat with green eyes loafed on a couch and staring into space. her face is velvety and black, her hairs are… gray? She does not appear to have any limbs.
November 20, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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please i will airmail her to any takers.
a calico cat smooshed flat on an orange ottoman. she looks sullen and unrepentant and her big stupid tail has been caught midtwitch.
November 11, 2024 at 3:55 AM
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ol' spherehead.
a fluffy black cat sitting on a radiator. her head is almost entirely circular except for two little ears sticking out.
November 4, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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Manu Neuer, you beloved little fucker, get your dot back in your box.
a tv showing a graphic of the average position of Bayern Munich and Union Berlin players. Manuel Neuer's dot is outside of the box like he's a regular outfield player and not a keeper because he is unhinged.
November 2, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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"mama, am i becoming an orb again?"
A black cat is loafed on a couch and looking at the camera. The cat has a layered mane with some gray in it.
October 31, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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you couldn't wait to topple the toy baskets until I vacuumed?
a black cat hunched in front of two wire baskets with toys spilling out.
October 18, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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oh no they've deactivated themselves.
two cats lying on their backs with their paws splayed and bellies out while they bask in the sun.
October 17, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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i have never felt as entitled to anything as Grendel has to a lap.
A calico cat lounging on a lap and leaning into pets.
October 16, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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she escalated and I did, finally, capitulate and get out of bed.
October 13, 2024 at 2:48 PM