It's not going to happen until it no longer matters. That's the way the world works now.

This is how F horns play E-flat horn parts.

Offensive comedy IS free speech.

We don't need Trump's impeachment. We've gotten two of those. They did no good. We need Trump's conviction, and that's one thing we'll never get.

Failing. My swipe keyboard is awful.

Don't think of it as falling to go to sleep. Think of it as time dedicated to reading a good book.

I don't think justice is coming. I think the bad guys have won.

There are four solo Conan adventures, too.

Not I, and I also look forward to ignoring all the news headlines about the size of the crowd.