I'm a single issue voter and that issue is, could we share a joint and would it be a chill time?

one hill I will always die on is that bee movie is Jerry Seinfeld's magnum opus

how blind am I?? if I glance at the tv when watching gilmore girls without my glasses on, sometimes I think lorelai and max are ted and robin from how I met your mother

I made the mistake of making a joke to my boomer parents that would require approximately 20+ years of internet lore to explain and now my mom is walking around the house saying shit like "your generation has no work ethic!!!!!!"

just witnessed a girl wearing a teensy little micro skirt & thong sit her entire bare ass down on a subway seat. idk if I'm impressed or horrified. prob both

adam sandler's new movie is filming at my old high school and I'm having a really hard time reconciling him taking selfies with the current students in my favorite adolescent crying stairwell

when I say I'm obsessed with tv, I mean it in a "I watched the entirety of the oc just so I'd fully understand the "dear sister" snl skit" kind of way

ik it's time to go to bed bc I just stumbled upon people buying fake nails for their labubus. I'll see myself out

sry for having fun rn, I'm just trying to soak up the last dregs of the weimar republic before we go full nazi germany

anyway here's some of my old work, tho I feel this place will be more like my old twitter acct- a dumping ground for one liners and high thoughts

tonight's fascism 101 trilogy: the sound of music, cabaret, & wicked

came here for the uncensored updates on our descent into fascism, staying for the vibes