Dude was tweaking and got kicked out for harassing the staff... and then he immediately ran back in and stole the fire extinguisher. Well, first he threatened to use it to bash someone's head in, then took off with it. WHO STEALS A FIRE EXTINGUISHER?! XD

I'm meeting one of my best friend's new boyfriend for the first time and I don't wanna look like a mangiacake :(

Women will never hate men the way men hate women.

Done. I'm glad I could do it from outside the UK.

This really is the most awesome product. Male (gay) sheep are usually culled because they don’t reproduce, but a sheep farmer has rescued them and they have a line of clothing produced from their wool to support the gay sheep.

Alimony payments in bio... wow 😭

And it still doesn't quite hide the neckgina.

This is a real person?! I thought it was a parody account. My day would have been ruined were it not for him getting put in his damn place at the end.

Yeah, me too. Luckily this is a very LGBT-friendly city with a lot of youth resources :)

I thought the username sounded familiar, but when I googled them it said "Looks like results are changing quickly". Thank you for compiling this; I'm bookmarking it so I can go back and forth from the doc to... whatever new shit pops up.
(whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 😭)