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Siah
@sushisiah.bsky.social
· May 3
Live tweeting my lobotomy ⬇️
I'm not a big social rules guy, like I'm not gonna say you can't have certain foods at certain times of day or whatever, live your life.
Having said that, you are not allowed to eat at Chili's by yourself. If you want a triple dipper you gotta split it 2 ways at least
Having said that, you are not allowed to eat at Chili's by yourself. If you want a triple dipper you gotta split it 2 ways at least
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I'm not a big social rules guy, like I'm not gonna say you can't have certain foods at certain times of day or whatever, live your life.
Having said that, you are not allowed to eat at Chili's by yourself. If you want a triple dipper you gotta split it 2 ways at least
Having said that, you are not allowed to eat at Chili's by yourself. If you want a triple dipper you gotta split it 2 ways at least
Watching a rec center employee play Duck Life while I wait for my gym partner to show
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Watching a rec center employee play Duck Life while I wait for my gym partner to show
Needs more semen quips
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Needs more semen quips
Walking up to the gym, watching someone hotter and more fit than me eat an apple like the main character of a college drama while I ball up my paper bag from McDonald's
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Walking up to the gym, watching someone hotter and more fit than me eat an apple like the main character of a college drama while I ball up my paper bag from McDonald's
Feels good when the older lady working at popeyes hits me with the platonic "babe"
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Feels good when the older lady working at popeyes hits me with the platonic "babe"
The Toy Chicussy tasting like a popeyes two piece
November 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
The Toy Chicussy tasting like a popeyes two piece
Are you feeling anxious? Follow this breathing pattern:
Inhale for 4 seconds
Hold
Inhale for 4 seconds
Hold
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Are you feeling anxious? Follow this breathing pattern:
Inhale for 4 seconds
Hold
Inhale for 4 seconds
Hold
Usin chapstick on my bunghole, the jalapeño poppers are speaking their truth
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Usin chapstick on my bunghole, the jalapeño poppers are speaking their truth
Guy who actually watches porn for the plot be like "I just think it's a little contrived how she always ends up in the washing machine"
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Guy who actually watches porn for the plot be like "I just think it's a little contrived how she always ends up in the washing machine"
Light beer is so silly, wdym you're drinking beer for the taste? There's a loaf of sourdough in the pantry, use that
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Light beer is so silly, wdym you're drinking beer for the taste? There's a loaf of sourdough in the pantry, use that
Cuomo curled up in corner of his room rocking himself trying to pronounce "Mamdani" over and over, each attempt increasingly incorrect, as specters of Zohran float in circles haunting him
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Cuomo curled up in corner of his room rocking himself trying to pronounce "Mamdani" over and over, each attempt increasingly incorrect, as specters of Zohran float in circles haunting him
Replying with ":(" when a hinge profile has a blatant red flag
November 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Replying with ":(" when a hinge profile has a blatant red flag
How do I platonically compliment someone's ass?
Please reply
Please reply
November 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
How do I platonically compliment someone's ass?
Please reply
Please reply
Need me a Martian gf who speaks telepathically to me and we get engaged after over a decade of fighting crime but I end up trapped in the phantom zone and she and our crime fighting team have to bring me back and repair the psychic damage done to me by both the phantom zone and kryptonian hitler
October 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Need me a Martian gf who speaks telepathically to me and we get engaged after over a decade of fighting crime but I end up trapped in the phantom zone and she and our crime fighting team have to bring me back and repair the psychic damage done to me by both the phantom zone and kryptonian hitler
Homebrewing my own flavor of kool-aid by mixing citric acid into my piss
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Homebrewing my own flavor of kool-aid by mixing citric acid into my piss
I'll say it, the blue man group should never have been a household name
October 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I'll say it, the blue man group should never have been a household name
I need to drink more water
October 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I need to drink more water
Tried testing NL's so called "poop theory" and nearly shat myself! 1.5 stars
October 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Tried testing NL's so called "poop theory" and nearly shat myself! 1.5 stars
People say woke is making a comeback. I'll believe it when I see Alec Baldwin's Trump impression again
October 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
People say woke is making a comeback. I'll believe it when I see Alec Baldwin's Trump impression again
In the shower practicing my tight five in the inevitable event where I'm forced at gunpoint to do stand up comedy
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
In the shower practicing my tight five in the inevitable event where I'm forced at gunpoint to do stand up comedy
How do I explain that I enjoy the feeling of overloading my nervous system with a heavy lift to the point of nearly vomiting and basking in the dopamine release during the rest period without sounding like a freakazoid?
October 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
How do I explain that I enjoy the feeling of overloading my nervous system with a heavy lift to the point of nearly vomiting and basking in the dopamine release during the rest period without sounding like a freakazoid?
Y'all out here playin checkers, I'm playin checkers. We're all playing checkers. It's board game night. There's pizza rolls in the freezer. Don't eat near the board tho, it'll be tough to clean
October 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Y'all out here playin checkers, I'm playin checkers. We're all playing checkers. It's board game night. There's pizza rolls in the freezer. Don't eat near the board tho, it'll be tough to clean
Using "👍" in reply to the most devastating news ever given to me
October 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Using "👍" in reply to the most devastating news ever given to me