Jimmy Dean is not my lover

the world needs to see this

Bluesky has been showing me a suspiciously high number of bagel-related posts lately. Further investigation is required to ascertain whether this is caused by an increase in general bagel popularity or a ploy by Big Bagel to subliminally target me with subtle advertising.

Video games were actually named after their creator, Video James. but they don't want you to know that

just found out who my biological scrub daddy is

Sewage was originally the term for when you sewed something but then they had to invent sewers which ruined the word

TO ALL MY HATERS!!!:

hi