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Susan 🇨🇦
@susanontherocks.bsky.social
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Canadian. Ace. She/They.
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post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026

This was the most random one I could find.
The front cover of a book on a bookstore shelf. The book is pink with green accents and artistic renderings of the Golden Girls at the top. It says “Murder by Cheesecake, Rachel Ekstrom Courage, A Golden Girls Cozy Mystery”
December 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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I did the same thing with this one last year, but it didn’t occur to me to share it.

@effinbirds.com
A pen and ink drawing of a small bird sitting on a candy cane. The bird and candy cane are black and white, and the background is a vivid red. White text reads “FA LA LA LA LA LA FUCK RIGHT OFF” and @effinbirds
December 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
A photo of a very small round copper jello mould. It has a pair of cherries embossed on it, and fluted edges.
December 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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From The Spell of the Yukon by Robert W. Service
There’s a land where the mountains are nameless, And the rivers all run God knows where; There are lives that are erring and aimless, And deaths that just hang by a hair; There are hardships that nobody reckons; There are valleys unpeopled and still; There’s a land—oh, it beckons and beckons, And I want to go back—and I will.
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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This bloom on my Christmas cactus.
A bright pink flower growing on a Christmas cactus in a plum coloured pot.
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

IYKYK.
A screenshot from the 90s tv series Forever Knight. A woman with dark hair, deep red lipstick and a black dress whispers into the ear of a fair haired man in a black leather jacket. He doesn’t seem to be listening.
October 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Nosh, a large bug-eyed alien from Dave Kellet’s comic Drive, says “And then… things got worse.”
October 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Tired looking first responder looks sideways at the camera.
July 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Hey #BirdSky the Merlin app just told me this is a black capped chickadee but since it paddled away on the pond I’m skeptical 😆 I *think* it’s a Common Goldeneye but I’m still not sure. Can you help? East Kootenays BC Canada. #birding #birds #ducks
A mama duck and three babies walk along a paved path towards a wooden bridge.
July 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I want to try “savoury s’mores” this summer.
Several crackers are topped with what appears to be prosciutto, honey, and small rounds of melted Brie.
May 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Hey #BeeSky is there a Bee Sky? Or #BugSky can anyone help me identify this buzzy lady? Southeastern BC Canada. She has just a touch of red on her bum.
I wasn’t sure if she was okay but she flew off after I stopped hovering over her so she’s fine.
A small bee with just a hint of reddish fuzz at the tail end rests on a patio surface next to some grass.
April 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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I saw this and wondered if it might be of interest to you. It’s a vampire movie with drag queens.
Poster image for a movie called Slay. Four drag queens are pictured in various stages of shock. It’s marked as. “Tubi original”
March 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I find it interesting that, as a Canadian searching Apple Maps they have just decided not to label the Gulf of Mexico at all, rather than pick a side. It’s the ONLY body of water I could find that wasn’t labeled.
A screenshot of an Apple Maps view of Central America. All of the countries are properly labelled, as is the Caribbean Sea. The Gulf of Mexico has nothing showing what it’s called.
February 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation.
A photo of a sticker with a strange little creature that seems to be plotting something.
February 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Otherwise it’s this guy. Both have similar energy, but not quite the same.
First Responder Guy who just goes “no” and rolls his eyes.
February 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Does it count if it’s one you made yourself?
Tony Stark eye roll meme with the word “Moms” written across the bottom in white text.
February 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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If you see this, quote post with flowers from your gallery
A bushy green riot of flowers including Icelandic poppies in pink, orange, and white. Also included are some tiny daisy-like flowers. Beyond the flowers is a small pond.
February 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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This is also good for when you’ve got a bit more time to let it sink in.
A tube of CeraVe hand cream.
December 3, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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I added the US Politics Labeller to my Bluesky moderation, because it’s nice to be able to decide what I have the capacity to deal with. But for some reason it labels at least one post a day from the @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social as being Trump/Vance related.
A post from the Auschwitz Museum’s Bluesky Feed about the use of Zyklon B. It has a warning label across the top that says “The Trump-Vance Administration” and a button marked “Hide”
December 2, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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Repost with something you own that most people don’t.

Most of my stuff is pretty mundane, but I do have one of these…
A photo showing a certificate on a wooden table. The certificate is labeled “Sourtoe Certificate.” It reads, in very curly writing “In recognition that Susan [Redacted] has successfully entered into the elite Sourtoe Cocktail Club at the The [sic] Downtown Hotel Dawson City, Yukon Territory, Canada ‘YOU CAN DRINK IT FAST, YOU CAN DRINK IT SLOW, BUT YOUR LIPS MUST TOUCH THE TOE’”
November 10, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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without downloading anything, reskeet or respond with an image that expresses how you’re feeling.
White all-caps text on a black background that reads “REMEMBER WHEN WE HAS TO SMACK THE TV BECAUSE THE CHANNEL WASN’T COMING IN CLEARLY? I FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT FAR TOO MANY PEOPLE.”
November 6, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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Sharing some beautiful Aurora tonight.
Northern lights in pink and pale green, with the silhouette of an evergreen tree at the bottom.
October 11, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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#FallBackFlowers
Here is a busy bee checking out some nice bleeding heart blossoms this spring.
An extreme close up of a bee on some vivid pink bleeding heart blossoms.
October 2, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
A line drawing of a woman. She is depicted from the waist up and stares despondently at a collection of items on a table in front of her. Above her it says “What to do if You Don’t Know What to Do” Below her it says “STEP ONE: Keep doing what you’re (not) doing.” Everything after “STEP ONE” has been crossed out with a red line, and written underneath in red has been written “Read”
September 19, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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Well. I’ve just missed being 007.
Banner celebrating Bluesky’s 10M users. Shows my username is #319,006
September 17, 2024 at 8:17 PM