Susan DerKazarian
@susanderk.bsky.social
Massachusetts born & raised; living in a tiny 🔴 in 🟦 Westchester County New York (how did that happen?); cynical, but also a closet optimist; Cape Cod = life
This is horrible…and I’m saying this as someone who also was born on June 14th. 🫠
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This is horrible…and I’m saying this as someone who also was born on June 14th. 🫠
I used to love having June 14th as my birthday: great weather, school almost over, the promise of summer just ahead… and Flag Day! It was a fun time! But he’s RUINED MY BIRTHDAY, jerk. (The least bad thing he’s done, but still.)
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I used to love having June 14th as my birthday: great weather, school almost over, the promise of summer just ahead… and Flag Day! It was a fun time! But he’s RUINED MY BIRTHDAY, jerk. (The least bad thing he’s done, but still.)
“Risky Business” made a good case for the subway being pretty exciting 😉
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“Risky Business” made a good case for the subway being pretty exciting 😉
Why does this song get so much hate? A dark/sad Christmas song is a pretty rare thing. It deserves our support! The actual pain in his voice when he sings “My God, I thought you were someone to rely on” is crazy.
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Why does this song get so much hate? A dark/sad Christmas song is a pretty rare thing. It deserves our support! The actual pain in his voice when he sings “My God, I thought you were someone to rely on” is crazy.
It’s crazy the difference a fluffy tail makes 🐿️
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It’s crazy the difference a fluffy tail makes 🐿️
Let us know if it works. Pics of actual squirrel tears or it didn’t happen!
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Let us know if it works. Pics of actual squirrel tears or it didn’t happen!
Hmmm, okay. But back then, the rebels were where it was at!
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Hmmm, okay. But back then, the rebels were where it was at!
Rooting for the loyalists? Oh no 😂
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Rooting for the loyalists? Oh no 😂
Seeing that face of his in that video was a revelation
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Seeing that face of his in that video was a revelation
“In the Air Tonight” from the train scene in Risky Business
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“In the Air Tonight” from the train scene in Risky Business
I’m so sorry… insecure men who are threatened by smart women are the worst. Congratulations on all your hard work and your achievement!
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I’m so sorry… insecure men who are threatened by smart women are the worst. Congratulations on all your hard work and your achievement!
You don’t want to know how much I paid for *cough* Olivia Rodrigo tickets (inflated resale price) for my daughter’s 16th bday gift. Hundreds! The tickets were great floor seats at Madison square garden, but still.
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
You don’t want to know how much I paid for *cough* Olivia Rodrigo tickets (inflated resale price) for my daughter’s 16th bday gift. Hundreds! The tickets were great floor seats at Madison square garden, but still.
Underrated from 1985:
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Underrated from 1985:
Official account with incorrect punctuation and bad grammar—embarrassing!
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Official account with incorrect punctuation and bad grammar—embarrassing!
Yeah, karma needs to happen quicker than nine years!
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Yeah, karma needs to happen quicker than nine years!
This is one thing fun about the show Ghosts. I especially enjoy the finance-bro ghost, Trevor, who died pantless from a drug overdose at a bachelor party in the early 2000s.
November 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
This is one thing fun about the show Ghosts. I especially enjoy the finance-bro ghost, Trevor, who died pantless from a drug overdose at a bachelor party in the early 2000s.
This article doesn’t mention soybean farming at all 🤔😂
October 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This article doesn’t mention soybean farming at all 🤔😂
Haha, perfect description!
October 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Haha, perfect description!
As a proud UPenn grad, I cannot accept that he was accepted, and graduated, on his own merit. I know it’s lore that he cheated but I want proof 😉. (Not sure about his kids either, though Ivanka seems to have a brain.)
October 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
As a proud UPenn grad, I cannot accept that he was accepted, and graduated, on his own merit. I know it’s lore that he cheated but I want proof 😉. (Not sure about his kids either, though Ivanka seems to have a brain.)
I just threw up in my mouth a little 🤢
October 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I just threw up in my mouth a little 🤢