Susan loves you.
@susancreature.bsky.social
I am small and quirky, but you shouldn't let that intimidate you. She/her.
L: "Uncle Matt called me fat!"
M: "No, I called you an ogre! Because you have layers!"
L: "Yeah, layers of fat!"
#nocontextquotes
M: "No, I called you an ogre! Because you have layers!"
L: "Yeah, layers of fat!"
#nocontextquotes
December 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
L: "Uncle Matt called me fat!"
M: "No, I called you an ogre! Because you have layers!"
L: "Yeah, layers of fat!"
#nocontextquotes
M: "No, I called you an ogre! Because you have layers!"
L: "Yeah, layers of fat!"
#nocontextquotes
"She was wet. I didn't even have to put on the Vegeta armor." #nocontextquotes
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
"She was wet. I didn't even have to put on the Vegeta armor." #nocontextquotes
"In many ways, I am the anti-herpes." #nocontextquotes
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
"In many ways, I am the anti-herpes." #nocontextquotes
S: "Is a gazelle more of a dog or a cat?"
J: "A gazelle is a bird."
L: "No, it's not."
S: "Do you know what a gazelle is?"
L: "NO HE DOES NOT."
J: "Wait, am I thinking of a flamingo?"
#nocontextquotes
J: "A gazelle is a bird."
L: "No, it's not."
S: "Do you know what a gazelle is?"
L: "NO HE DOES NOT."
J: "Wait, am I thinking of a flamingo?"
#nocontextquotes
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
S: "Is a gazelle more of a dog or a cat?"
J: "A gazelle is a bird."
L: "No, it's not."
S: "Do you know what a gazelle is?"
L: "NO HE DOES NOT."
J: "Wait, am I thinking of a flamingo?"
#nocontextquotes
J: "A gazelle is a bird."
L: "No, it's not."
S: "Do you know what a gazelle is?"
L: "NO HE DOES NOT."
J: "Wait, am I thinking of a flamingo?"
#nocontextquotes
"You have a nice scalp." #nocontextquotes
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"You have a nice scalp." #nocontextquotes
"What is that based in? Aside from just asses." #nocontextquotes
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"What is that based in? Aside from just asses." #nocontextquotes
"Trust the spinach." #nocontextquotes
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"Trust the spinach." #nocontextquotes
"Did I make a joke about fucking your mom in blackface? Yes, I did." #nocontextquotes
August 31, 2025 at 4:46 AM
"Did I make a joke about fucking your mom in blackface? Yes, I did." #nocontextquotes
"She gave us special ed fuckin' walkies. I hate her." #nocontextquotes
August 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"She gave us special ed fuckin' walkies. I hate her." #nocontextquotes
"I mean, I can drown a horse." #nocontextquotes
June 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"I mean, I can drown a horse." #nocontextquotes
Somehow, stoned 40something Susan just pulled the first 12 digits of π out from deep inside the brain of high school Susan. The mind is a curious and terrifying wonder. I can still recite Déjeuner du Matin, but I couldn't remember the phone number to my job until I'd worked there for six years.
April 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Somehow, stoned 40something Susan just pulled the first 12 digits of π out from deep inside the brain of high school Susan. The mind is a curious and terrifying wonder. I can still recite Déjeuner du Matin, but I couldn't remember the phone number to my job until I'd worked there for six years.
"I'm like the tapas of friends. There's enough of me to pass around the whole table." #nocontextquotes
March 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"I'm like the tapas of friends. There's enough of me to pass around the whole table." #nocontextquotes
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#booksky
#books
#bookchallenge
Day 4
#booksky
#books
#bookchallenge
Day 4
January 26, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#booksky
#books
#bookchallenge
Day 4
#booksky
#books
#bookchallenge
Day 4
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#booksky
#books
#bookchallenge
Day 3
#booksky
#books
#bookchallenge
Day 3
December 10, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#booksky
#books
#bookchallenge
Day 3
#booksky
#books
#bookchallenge
Day 3
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#booksky
#books
#bookchallenge
Day 2
#booksky
#books
#bookchallenge
Day 2
December 5, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#booksky
#books
#bookchallenge
Day 2
#booksky
#books
#bookchallenge
Day 2
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#booksky
#books
#bookchallenge
Day 1
#booksky
#books
#bookchallenge
Day 1
December 4, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#booksky
#books
#bookchallenge
Day 1
#booksky
#books
#bookchallenge
Day 1
December 4, 2024 at 10:12 AM
"Never chat with a man in a bathtub." #nocontextquotes
November 15, 2024 at 9:52 PM
"Never chat with a man in a bathtub." #nocontextquotes
I think it's finally time to relocate the #nocontextquotes series over here.
November 15, 2024 at 9:52 PM
I think it's finally time to relocate the #nocontextquotes series over here.
I'm picky about my burger toppings, but the name of the burger has "cowboy" in it, there's a good chance I will eat it.
September 23, 2023 at 1:22 AM
I'm picky about my burger toppings, but the name of the burger has "cowboy" in it, there's a good chance I will eat it.