Suffering over here with no HANDPIE

Now I need a new earworm to replace that mean and insidious “William wants a dooolll” chant.

Maybe it’s a tux thing—Count Floyd here is 2.5 storeys up

3rd day in the past week that cat owners are vexed by FLOOF

Better grab your rosé quick

My cloture’s already on the water. I sunk $$100k to place the order, so it’ll be $300k all in to get it off the boat.

Topolo was the first restaurant I ever noticed that the FOH staff was pretty much the same for a decade (this was the 90s). Always thought that said a lot about how the Baylesses ran the place.

Mitts off “prepone,”though, please. I’ve come to love it.

Figging ridiculous