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Sorry boss. Yeah it's the dictionary again.
January 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Sorry boss. Yeah it's the dictionary again.
To be fair you had a long time to get ready
January 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
To be fair you had a long time to get ready
They're very stupid people who will risk their lives for their incredibly idiosyncratic concepts of honor but not die because they're insanely skilled and lucky, and the story goes on forever. RIP Dumas you would have loved One Piece
January 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
They're very stupid people who will risk their lives for their incredibly idiosyncratic concepts of honor but not die because they're insanely skilled and lucky, and the story goes on forever. RIP Dumas you would have loved One Piece
My remote, feral from disuse, scuttles over and stings my roomba to paralyze her while it lays eggs
January 1, 2026 at 4:40 AM
My remote, feral from disuse, scuttles over and stings my roomba to paralyze her while it lays eggs
Carving stolen RAM into replica datacenter souvenirs
January 1, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Carving stolen RAM into replica datacenter souvenirs
you really gave it 100.27% chief
January 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
you really gave it 100.27% chief
I do! I really do!! I don't have any use for them and I'm thinking about it just as a thing to have!! I'm not even running a modern day TTRPG right now.
December 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I do! I really do!! I don't have any use for them and I'm thinking about it just as a thing to have!! I'm not even running a modern day TTRPG right now.
Daycares which expel them will be accused of fraud. Daycares which allow them in will be filmed by a second camera crew with the headline "CHILD TRAFFICKING RING? STRANGE ADULTS PHOTOGRAPHING CHILDREN FOR SALE"
December 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Daycares which expel them will be accused of fraud. Daycares which allow them in will be filmed by a second camera crew with the headline "CHILD TRAFFICKING RING? STRANGE ADULTS PHOTOGRAPHING CHILDREN FOR SALE"
Hear you very well
December 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hear you very well
I volunteer to deport ice
December 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I volunteer to deport ice
This was my experience reading Three Musketeers
December 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This was my experience reading Three Musketeers
On one hand, you can say "Well! The alternative to democracy is doing everything through violent struggle. This way, we can UNDO the evils without a brutal civil war." On the other hand, you can say "ah yes like we voted to end slavery and they went along with it. We all remember that."
December 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
On one hand, you can say "Well! The alternative to democracy is doing everything through violent struggle. This way, we can UNDO the evils without a brutal civil war." On the other hand, you can say "ah yes like we voted to end slavery and they went along with it. We all remember that."
I just call it Strong Spaghetti
December 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I just call it Strong Spaghetti
I like the idea of california vampires riding camels around as a self-carrying thermos. I realize thats not what a camelback is.
December 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I like the idea of california vampires riding camels around as a self-carrying thermos. I realize thats not what a camelback is.
Hey whoa im tryna get stepped on for other reasons
December 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hey whoa im tryna get stepped on for other reasons
Roommate John Brown screaming at the top of his lungs and brandishing a gun "I AM ON THE SIDE OF JUSTICE AND YOU ARE ON THE SIDE OF PESTILENCE" then he sets fire to my dirty dishes pile (theres enough alcohol that it burns well)
December 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Roommate John Brown screaming at the top of his lungs and brandishing a gun "I AM ON THE SIDE OF JUSTICE AND YOU ARE ON THE SIDE OF PESTILENCE" then he sets fire to my dirty dishes pile (theres enough alcohol that it burns well)
Tally Hall and Oates
December 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Tally Hall and Oates
to be fair while oversimplified the dragon age model of "do things she likes, don't do things she considers evil, and remember that learning her hobbies is better for gifts than just gold necklaces" is a way better dating model than most conservatives have baseline
December 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
to be fair while oversimplified the dragon age model of "do things she likes, don't do things she considers evil, and remember that learning her hobbies is better for gifts than just gold necklaces" is a way better dating model than most conservatives have baseline
as a subscriber this rules. I love it!!! i love knowing i get the forbidden four minutes of certain episodes.
December 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
as a subscriber this rules. I love it!!! i love knowing i get the forbidden four minutes of certain episodes.
Bob Milne the world's foremost ragtime piano player did a concert at my UU church for 40 people and I told him the worst joke I know and he laughed harder than pity necessitated which was very kind. (What do you have when you have five oranges in one hand and five lemons in the other? HUGE HANDS)
December 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Bob Milne the world's foremost ragtime piano player did a concert at my UU church for 40 people and I told him the worst joke I know and he laughed harder than pity necessitated which was very kind. (What do you have when you have five oranges in one hand and five lemons in the other? HUGE HANDS)