Amy
@susanbranthony.bsky.social
Mama
Crafter
Used to be funny
Sometimes write poems
Hoping to vote again someday
Crafter
Used to be funny
Sometimes write poems
Hoping to vote again someday
There is nothing sadder than listening to these dorks brag about how they outsource the best, most enriching aspects of humanity to their dumb little computer program
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
There is nothing sadder than listening to these dorks brag about how they outsource the best, most enriching aspects of humanity to their dumb little computer program
Imagine having a crash out this public and this humiliating and not even know you’re crashing out
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Imagine having a crash out this public and this humiliating and not even know you’re crashing out
Also since when do 2 year olds not care about presents? this would be news to me
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Also since when do 2 year olds not care about presents? this would be news to me
I’ve either blocked this out or I missed it entirely
November 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’ve either blocked this out or I missed it entirely
It is the biggest mass casualty event in the history of America, how could anyone possibly be “making too big a deal”?!?? Wild.
November 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It is the biggest mass casualty event in the history of America, how could anyone possibly be “making too big a deal”?!?? Wild.
I will never forget opening my alumni magazine in fall/winter 20. I had to sit down. The obits went on and on and fucking on.
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I will never forget opening my alumni magazine in fall/winter 20. I had to sit down. The obits went on and on and fucking on.
Oh just the breakup lol. But I’m so ready for the deets
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Oh just the breakup lol. But I’m so ready for the deets
Will be v interesting given the rumors 👀
November 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Will be v interesting given the rumors 👀
Imagine not calling your moms best friend auntie. Couldn’t be my kids.
October 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Imagine not calling your moms best friend auntie. Couldn’t be my kids.
Tonight it’s a full concert
October 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Tonight it’s a full concert
The above is me watching Mickey tap dance
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The above is me watching Mickey tap dance
(Me to Mickey in ten years) oh look it’s the Real Madrid guy
October 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
(Me to Mickey in ten years) oh look it’s the Real Madrid guy
Therefore in the next game i will call him the Miami Dolphins man
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Therefore in the next game i will call him the Miami Dolphins man
It was as bad as when I misuse loss-lose
October 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It was as bad as when I misuse loss-lose
I called him Mariners man by accident and Mickey was not impressed
October 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I called him Mariners man by accident and Mickey was not impressed
Im sure now that he is on a team that can win (sorry Angels) they will have to. The man is simply not of this earth.
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Im sure now that he is on a team that can win (sorry Angels) they will have to. The man is simply not of this earth.
I bet if they start doing this (and they should) they’ll make a rule that they can’t keep doing that lol
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I bet if they start doing this (and they should) they’ll make a rule that they can’t keep doing that lol
I JUST SAID THIS TO MY MOM
October 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I JUST SAID THIS TO MY MOM
But in general! Young people are not us! We. Are. Tired! And middle aged lol
October 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
But in general! Young people are not us! We. Are. Tired! And middle aged lol
And now millennial parents are continuing it with trunk or treat which I did last night and is, in fact, hell on earth
October 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
And now millennial parents are continuing it with trunk or treat which I did last night and is, in fact, hell on earth
Rachel!!! It’s GenZ!! Millennials are at home we are tired and have arthritis (but i agree Halloween should get one weekend max)
October 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Rachel!!! It’s GenZ!! Millennials are at home we are tired and have arthritis (but i agree Halloween should get one weekend max)