Greenwich Median Time

WFH pet sitter yelling at a dog over zoom

Bean flavored jelly beans

Lying to the magician and saying my card was the 2 of Kings

They just changed all the street names in the neighborhood I grew up in. Now I have to go through all my accounts and update my answers to the security question

The issue with gene editing is one day they're gonna put butterfly genes in you and then come winter you're gonna wanna run to Mexico

Ordering overnight oats at the restaurant then blowing up my air mattress and changing into pajamas

Hey there! I am using Bluesky