surrensified.bsky.social
@surrensified.bsky.social
That sounded really good! And am I the only one who's in love with your wallpaper (if that's what it is)?
February 5, 2026 at 1:55 AM
It's more like premeditated murder.
February 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Given everything from the moment of his birth, failed repeatedly--which never cost him anything--stole anything that wasn't nailed down, and still he crabs and complains and bleats about how he's mistreated. No wonder no one loves him.
February 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I look forward to seeing one of your paintings every day now. Just so lovely. Thank you.
February 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Heart pouring forth.
February 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Oh, jeez. Groening? And Fekkai cut my hair back in the day. I think I should go wash it now.
Is there no end to this?
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
She didn't get pregnant without his help. He probably thinks it will make him more palatable as POTUS material. She was just stupid enough to go along.
January 29, 2026 at 9:40 PM
No.
January 29, 2026 at 7:50 PM
If I had a face like Susan's, I'd want to keep it OFF the front page as much as possible.
January 29, 2026 at 5:59 PM
And goes in the same form.
January 29, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Bad cop/bad cop in this case.
January 29, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Just for show. It's their turn.
January 28, 2026 at 12:11 AM
He also thought Meghan Markle was going to be a big star, so clearly he know nothing about his own business.
January 17, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I would've said, "Yeah, and your plastic surgeon made your new nose too small for your face."
They have to start getting nasty and personal, just like Fat Donny.
January 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Well, we know for sure she wasn't off holding a town hall.
January 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
If this were anyone else, I'd feel sorry for him. Clearly nobody loves this man. If anybody cared even a molecule--children, wife--they'd have pulled him off the stage by now and gotten him some help. But all they're interested in his his wallet. Or ours. They just want all they/he can steal. Pity.
January 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Can we start with Stephen Miller?
January 14, 2026 at 3:51 AM
You know what a terrible speller he is. So maybe he meant his own "mortality." I can get on board for that.
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Sigh of nostalgia for Spy magazine, who saw this piece of shit for what he was decades and decades ago. Thanks for the memory.
January 11, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I'm sure deep down she's disappointed. And concerned. And she's certain that the ICE agent has learned his lesson.
Have I covered all the usual mealy-mouthed bullshit yet?
January 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Mr. Goodman came by his name honestly.
January 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
This may be the best thing I've ever seen.
January 6, 2026 at 5:31 PM
From a recent reply to a message I sent her about doing town halls:
"These town hall format events unfortunately tend to amplify destructive partisan rhetoric, deepening the political divide when compromise and civility are needed more than ever."
So she's all about compromise and civility.
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM