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Surly Jason Bellows
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GeForce Season
November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Look at the highfalutin logophile being "wonky". 🙂
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Gosh, I admire your optimism!
September 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
You know why everyone wanted manufacturing jobs? Because unions made those into good paying jobs.
April 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My favorite spam subject came to my work address, and read "It'll tear your pants!!!" It smacked my funny bone, and I devolved into a fit of giggles while my coworkers watched in shock.
March 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Hence the "if it's worth anything" implying a non-zero value.
February 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I once dumped a girl over saying that.
February 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Basic math would indicate if it's worth anything, it's worth some fraction of the original cost.
February 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
No Pope! You're hands are too weak!!!
January 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Don't make it sound like politics when it's about morals.
January 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Fewer!
December 12, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Unforeskin circumsions
November 25, 2024 at 1:33 AM