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surlygabe.bsky.social
Steady Gabe 🍂
@surlygabe.bsky.social
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Living life at the intersection of sports normie and queer nerd
Lifelong #Razorback 🐗 fan | Casual #DallasCowboys 🏈 fan
Bigots of all types: get lost

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Razorback MBB non-conference schedule 🔥
#WPS #GoHogs
Oct 24: Cincinnati (exhibition) Oct 27: @ Memphis (exhibition) Nov 3: Southern Nov 8: @ Michigan State Nov 11: UCA Nov 14: Samford Nov 18: Winthrop Nov 21: Jackson State Nov 27: vs Duke (Chicago, IL) Dec 3: Louisville Dec 6: Fresno State (North Little Rock) Dec 13: vs Texas Tech (Dallas, TX) Dec 16: Queens Dec 20: vs Houston (Newark, NJ) Dec 29: James Madison
September 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.

There are hundreds of options, but I'll go with this one...
album art for Garbage's self-titled album
September 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I'm a little late to this party, but I've got a couple of things to add:
1) lmao bodied
2) every damn time:
The account advocating for sacrificing people is a MattY follower. Not surprising!
August 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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A cat at a microphone hollering "WOULD" so loud.
August 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Absolutely-fucking-not
A screenshot of Bluesky notifications showing "Musk and 1 other followed you"
July 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Watching the UNC baseball game
The "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me" meme
June 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Really need this to hold. I don't ask for much.
A screenshot showing Bruce Fanjoy leading Pierre Poilievre by 2030 votes
April 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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I can't believe y'all have been keeping this film a secret from me
A screenshot of a Japanese man wearing sunglasses and getting out of a white car at night. It's from the 1981 film Yokohama BJ Blues.
April 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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143 by Katy Perry
Katy Perry surrounded by a color swirl thing.
April 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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ICYMI: Adou Thiero has declared for the NBA Draft.
#ArkansasRazorbacks #ProHog
RAZORBACK NATION, I WANT TO START BY GIVING ALL GLORY TO GOD FOR BLESSING ME WITH THE TALENT, STRENGTH, AND OPPORTUNITIES TO GET TO THIS POINT. THIS DECISION COMES AFTER MUCH THOUGHT AND REFLECTION, AND I AM INCREDIBLY GRATEFUL FOR THE EXPERIENCES I'VE HAD THROUGHOUT MY JOURNEY. I WANT TO EXTEND A HEARTFELT THANK YOU TO THE UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS COACH CAL, STAFF, GA'S, MANAGER'S, TEAMMATES, FANS, AND ALL OF RAZORBACK NATION FOR THEIR UNWAVERING SUPPORT AND BELIEF IN ME. THE MEMORIES WE'VE CREATED AND THE LESSONS I'VE LEARNED HERE WILL ALWAYS HOLD A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART. I WANT TO ALSO THANK MY FAMILY & FRIENDS FOR BEING THERE FOR ME AND SUPPORTING ME EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. ESPECIALLY MY MOM AND DAD WITH HOW MUCH THEY HAVE SACRIFICED TO PUT MY SIBLINGS AND I IN BETTER POSITIONS TO BE SUCCESSFUL. AFTER A LOT OF HARDWORK, DEDICATION, AND PREPARATION I AM READY TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP IN MY CAREER, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHERE THIS JOURNEY LEADS.WITH THAT BEING SAID, I'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE I AM OFFICIALLY DECLARING FOR THE 2025 NBA DRAFT! -Adou Thiero #3
April 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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the saddest softball box score
#12 Arkansas: 7 R, 13 H, 0 E, 18 L #3 Florida: 10 R, 6 H, 1 E, 4 L
April 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Kanopy is pretty great if you like NEON films
A selection of films from NEON production and distribution company. Titles include: Parasite, Perfect Days, Portrait of a Lady on Fire, Mothers' Instinct, Anatomy of a Fall, Stress Positions, Immaculate, Cuckoo, La chimera, Handling the Undead, All the Beauty and the Bloodshed, Moonage Daydream, Amazing Grace, Three Identical Strangers, The B-Side: Elsa Dorfman's Portrait Photography, How to Blow Up a Pipeline, Little Woods, Broker, Border, Ted K, and more...
March 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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I'm always chugging my olive oil
An advertisement featuring a man in a baseball cap, who appears to be throwing back a bottle of olive oil.
March 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Boogie Fland Set to Return to Basketball Activities FAYETTEVILLE – Arkansas freshman guard Boogie Fland has been medically cleared to resume basketball activities and will begin practicing with the team immediately. Barring any setbacks, he is anticipated to be available to play in the NCAA Tournament. Fland had successful surgery on Jan. 22 to repair an injury to his Ulnar Collateral Ligament (UCL) on his right thumb. The injury originally occurred in Arkansas' game against Florida (Jan. 11) and he attempted to play through the injury in the Razorbacks' next two games (at LSU and at Missouri). NOTE: he scored 19 points in that game at LSU and dished out 11 assists with just two turnovers in the LSU and Missouri games combined.
March 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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reading about the 20th Berlin International Film Festival

(TW: SA, war crimes)
Controversy: During the screening of the film o.k., the film was interrupted. The jury, presided by American film director George Stevens, decided after a 6-3 vote to demand Berlinale director Alfred Bauer, who was present at the screening, to take the film out of the competition. The jury justified their decision by citing a FIAPF (International Federation of Film Producers Associations) guideline that said: "All film festivals should contribute to better understanding between nations." This accusation was based on the fact that the film reenacted the 1966 Incident on Hill 152 of the Vietnam War in the Bavarian forest depicting four American soldiers kidnapping, raping, stabbing and shooting a Vietnamese girl named Mao until she finally dies. A fifth soldier on the patrol refuses to take part in the attack on the girl and his report to his commander is buried in the files. Stevens, who had served during the Second World War, claimed that the film was anti-American. One jury member, Dusan Makavejev, protested against this measure, stood up for the film and supported director Michael Verhoeven and producer Rob Houwer. Bauer cited the Berlinale’s status as an "A" festival, which meant that an accepted film could not be excluded from the competition. This was followed by altercations between the leadership of the Berlinale and Stevens, and between the Berlinale and international press. During a press conference, Verhoeven defended his film by stating in these terms: "I have not made an anti-American film. If I were an American, I would even say my film is pro-American. The biggest part of the American people today is against the war in Vietnam." Other directors that were taking part in the festival withdrew their films in protest. The jury was accused of censorship and eventually disbanded, therefore no prizes were awarded and the competition was suspended.
March 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
surlygabe.bsky.social
Razorback baseball schedule update for this weekend:
#NCAABaseball #WPS #GoHogs
Game 1: Friday, noon Game 2: Friday, 30-45 minutes after conclusion of game 1 Game 3: Saturday, 2pm Game 4: Monday, noon All times Central
February 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Happy #LetterboxdFriday to my #FilmSky friends!

Here's my #LastFourWatched:
Swiss Army Man (2016): 4/5 The Thing from Another World (1951): 3.5/5 King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017): 2.5/5 The Terminator (1984): 4.5/5 (re-watch)
February 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I'd like to unsubscribe from this weather package
current weather: 18 degrees Fahrenheit. Mostly cloudy. Feels like 1 degree Fahrenheit. The low will be 4 degrees Fahrenheit.
January 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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me, as Patrick Stewart, picking this meme from the meme tree and adding it to my meme basket.
January 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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BOOOOO
an excerpt from an email announcing that Kum & Go stores will be rebranding as Maverick, a far less interesting name
January 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Nope, don't like that. Hope it's warmer by the time these days actually roll around.
A weather forecast showing a high of 25 F with a low of 8 F on the 19th, a high of 15 F with a low of 4 F on the 20th, and a high of 16 F with a low of 5 F on the 21st.
January 13, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Oh hey, I got one of those #Letterboxd #YearInReview things. No surprises here. Watched a lot of horror!
A graphic with the following film viewing stats for 2024: 363 films logged 185 films reviewed 584 hours watched Most watched actor: Christopher Lee Most watched director: Dario Argento A graphic with my Highly Rated 2024 Films: The Substance: 4.5/5 The Wild Robot: 4.5/5 I Saw the TV Glow: 4.5/5
January 9, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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accurate af
A screenshot of a skeet from @merriam-webster.com that reads: "Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2025. May the odds be ever in your favor." And the word is "somnolent."
January 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Happy #LetterboxdFriday to my #filmsky folks.

Hope the new year is treating you well so far!

Here's my #LastFourWatched:
Escape from New York: 3.5/5 Midnight: 2.5/5 Macabre: 3.5/5 The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms: 3/5
January 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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These things right here
a box of Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies
January 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM