Nothing But Lies
@surlyburris.bsky.social
It it true? Or not true? If you can't tell...you failed...go back to Twitter!
Wait till they tell him more people showed up to Ozzy's send off than his Bday parade.
July 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Wait till they tell him more people showed up to Ozzy's send off than his Bday parade.
Epstein! Thank you for your attention in this matter.
July 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Epstein! Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Trump angry he received no votes for pope. Declares pope election rigged. Vows tariffs on prayers.
May 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Trump angry he received no votes for pope. Declares pope election rigged. Vows tariffs on prayers.
Breaking News on Fox:
Landslide win predicted for Trump in pope election!
Landslide win predicted for Trump in pope election!
April 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Breaking News on Fox:
Landslide win predicted for Trump in pope election!
Landslide win predicted for Trump in pope election!
You know it's coming....it might as well be me that starts it....
#TrumpForPope
#TrumpForPope
April 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You know it's coming....it might as well be me that starts it....
#TrumpForPope
#TrumpForPope
I think we have our answer on why no Russian tariffs
April 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I think we have our answer on why no Russian tariffs
No JD.....they aren't implying that Usha should be lead dog at the dogsledding race and no, an ICBM is not warranted for hurt feelings.
Oops...sorry...thought this was Signal
Oops...sorry...thought this was Signal
March 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
No JD.....they aren't implying that Usha should be lead dog at the dogsledding race and no, an ICBM is not warranted for hurt feelings.
Oops...sorry...thought this was Signal
Oops...sorry...thought this was Signal
Wife: Honey, can you please take the trash out?
Me: In a few, I'm right in the middle of something very important.
Wife: Seriously! You can't put your phone down for 2 minutes and take out the trash?
Me: Pete, JD and I are right in the middle of planning the invasion of Greenland on Signal.
Me: In a few, I'm right in the middle of something very important.
Wife: Seriously! You can't put your phone down for 2 minutes and take out the trash?
Me: Pete, JD and I are right in the middle of planning the invasion of Greenland on Signal.
March 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Wife: Honey, can you please take the trash out?
Me: In a few, I'm right in the middle of something very important.
Wife: Seriously! You can't put your phone down for 2 minutes and take out the trash?
Me: Pete, JD and I are right in the middle of planning the invasion of Greenland on Signal.
Me: In a few, I'm right in the middle of something very important.
Wife: Seriously! You can't put your phone down for 2 minutes and take out the trash?
Me: Pete, JD and I are right in the middle of planning the invasion of Greenland on Signal.
Deleted X (formerly know as twitter) account permanently today. 5 stars...highly recommend. Now I'm just I'm just waiting for the Ketamine Karma Gods to do their job.
January 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Deleted X (formerly know as twitter) account permanently today. 5 stars...highly recommend. Now I'm just I'm just waiting for the Ketamine Karma Gods to do their job.