17, the OG
@surfpunk.bsky.social
Dear Ed, I feel you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid pardons.
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Dear Ed, I feel you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid pardons.
JFC......I can get a family size box of organic stuff cheaper than that at Walmart.
November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
JFC......I can get a family size box of organic stuff cheaper than that at Walmart.
He can't even do this without that stupid hat on.
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
He can't even do this without that stupid hat on.
Sharing the same couch?
October 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Sharing the same couch?
Somehow I don't think the Wankpanzer is the source of his dating troubles.
October 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Somehow I don't think the Wankpanzer is the source of his dating troubles.
Winchell's hasn't used this logo or color scheme in DECADES. Y'all lazy AF.
October 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Winchell's hasn't used this logo or color scheme in DECADES. Y'all lazy AF.
Should make two distinct donations: First one for 86 cents. Second one for 47 cents.
September 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Should make two distinct donations: First one for 86 cents. Second one for 47 cents.
Please......go. And take the Cowboys with you when you leave.
September 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Please......go. And take the Cowboys with you when you leave.
Yup. Ivana Trump, a very accomplished skier, just happened to fall down a flight of stairs.
Riiiiiiiiiight................
Riiiiiiiiiight................
September 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Yup. Ivana Trump, a very accomplished skier, just happened to fall down a flight of stairs.
Riiiiiiiiiight................
Riiiiiiiiiight................
*dunked in agave nectar and laid in a fire ant mound*
September 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
*dunked in agave nectar and laid in a fire ant mound*
I think that's civil, not criminal. That's how E Jean Carroll was able to go after him.
September 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I think that's civil, not criminal. That's how E Jean Carroll was able to go after him.
I mean, I'm ok with Luigi pills passing through their faces. Sooner rather than later.
September 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I mean, I'm ok with Luigi pills passing through their faces. Sooner rather than later.
Should have replied "Say that shit to my face, couch fucker"
September 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Should have replied "Say that shit to my face, couch fucker"
If he did, there's no statute of limitations on murder like there is on rape.
September 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If he did, there's no statute of limitations on murder like there is on rape.
So, the guy raving about how he's "stopped seven wars" (without identifying any of them) and is such an anti-war candidate that he's gonna call it the Department of War? That math tracks.
September 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
So, the guy raving about how he's "stopped seven wars" (without identifying any of them) and is such an anti-war candidate that he's gonna call it the Department of War? That math tracks.
Dystopian nightmares repackaged as feel-good stories are getting really old.
August 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Dystopian nightmares repackaged as feel-good stories are getting really old.
Was so hoping RFK Jr was "Garfielding" him.
August 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Was so hoping RFK Jr was "Garfielding" him.
Gaaah......I was hoping RFK Jr was "Garfielding" him.
August 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Gaaah......I was hoping RFK Jr was "Garfielding" him.
The words "assassination attempt" are doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The words "assassination attempt" are doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.
Wanna Be Startin' Something
August 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Wanna Be Startin' Something
Andrew Guffee needs to keep Melissa Hortman's name out of his fucking mouth.
August 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Andrew Guffee needs to keep Melissa Hortman's name out of his fucking mouth.