As Nasty as he Wants to Be (within decency!)
February 3, 2026 at 6:29 AM
As Nasty as he Wants to Be (within decency!)
My answer to my kids when they ask if they’re gonna get ice cream and the freezer is full of ice cream and I’ve already decided it’s fine
January 30, 2026 at 5:26 PM
My answer to my kids when they ask if they’re gonna get ice cream and the freezer is full of ice cream and I’ve already decided it’s fine
lol you’re so close to getting it. Funny screen name tho I’ll give you that
January 25, 2026 at 4:45 PM
lol you’re so close to getting it. Funny screen name tho I’ll give you that
And the people who didn’t vote, along with the people (you) who provide them ideological cover for not voting b/c nobody ‘earned’ their vote - are to blame for where we are now. See Leon, that wasn’t so hard. At least you can enjoy the fruits of your labor every time you check the news
January 25, 2026 at 3:14 PM
And the people who didn’t vote, along with the people (you) who provide them ideological cover for not voting b/c nobody ‘earned’ their vote - are to blame for where we are now. See Leon, that wasn’t so hard. At least you can enjoy the fruits of your labor every time you check the news
it's all a big joke to you isn't it leon, people getting shot in the streets and you're trying to be clever. we got her b/c of apathetic children like you who need to be catered to, clear enough?
January 24, 2026 at 8:38 PM
it's all a big joke to you isn't it leon, people getting shot in the streets and you're trying to be clever. we got her b/c of apathetic children like you who need to be catered to, clear enough?
(Looks around Minneapolis this morning) ‘yes but Kamala didn’t EARN my vote’
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
(Looks around Minneapolis this morning) ‘yes but Kamala didn’t EARN my vote’
Hope you’re enjoying the direct results of your inaction
January 23, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Hope you’re enjoying the direct results of your inaction
full on triangle of sadness cruise ship vibes
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 AM
full on triangle of sadness cruise ship vibes
Many of the bus riders who claim to not like being kidnapped actually had the option to choose a non-kidnapping driver before the bus left the station, but because the driver didn't 100 percent satisfy them in every way, they chose to selfishly shrug and say 'who cares, all drivers are the same'
January 20, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Many of the bus riders who claim to not like being kidnapped actually had the option to choose a non-kidnapping driver before the bus left the station, but because the driver didn't 100 percent satisfy them in every way, they chose to selfishly shrug and say 'who cares, all drivers are the same'
‘I’m not a time traveling noir detective, I’m just a teenager who dresses like one’
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
‘I’m not a time traveling noir detective, I’m just a teenager who dresses like one’
Or how bout - APK is at a crossroads, he’s done the ‘right thing’ his whole life but doesn’t recognize his party any more, he goes home to tell his parents he’s becoming an independent, only to find they’ve become horseshoe liberals - more maga than he’ll ever be, vaccine skeptics etc
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Or how bout - APK is at a crossroads, he’s done the ‘right thing’ his whole life but doesn’t recognize his party any more, he goes home to tell his parents he’s becoming an independent, only to find they’ve become horseshoe liberals - more maga than he’ll ever be, vaccine skeptics etc
tbh i thought it was an intentional way of doubling down on the point, which feels appropriate!
October 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
tbh i thought it was an intentional way of doubling down on the point, which feels appropriate!
October 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Maybe @jaketapper.bsky.social could chime in and grace us with his expertise
September 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Maybe @jaketapper.bsky.social could chime in and grace us with his expertise
"So you want me to play just one football stadium? For how many nights? We'll have to add some additional Super Bowls.."
September 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"So you want me to play just one football stadium? For how many nights? We'll have to add some additional Super Bowls.."