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Doesn't matter. He said he could solve it in a day.
"Only Trump Can Fix It"
Anyone with a brain knew it was BS.
February 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Wait, this contract is for a single tulip? And it's how much?
For a tulip?!?!

One day, people are going to realize a Bitcoins' actual value is less than a tulip.
January 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Create a meme coin.
Call it $SCAMMED.
???
Profit?

If you're looking for sympathy, it's in the dictionary between sh*t and syphilis.
January 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
WAY ahead of you! I suck, I know I suck, but I keep on playing. Suckily
January 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
He's trying for the Kubrick Stare. Not really working though. Less intimidating, more constipated...
January 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Getting married?
I'm playing Dragon Quest 5 again and just married my childhood sweetheart. Have a ways to go before kids, then fight the end Boss.
January 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ragnar McRyan calls "Dibs!"
January 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
DQ5 is my favorite, especially after I became a parent.
DQ6 is interesting, if a little odd. Bouncing between reality and the Dreamlands can be confusing until you figure out which is which.
January 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Mini Ninjas
LoZ, The Phantom Hourglass
LoZ, Spirit Tracks
Dragon Quest 5
Dragon Quest 6
January 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Tiger runs like Ayla (Chrono Trigger)
Love it!
January 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Melania should play Melania.
Back in the day, I read Cryptnomencon. One character was The Dentist, and his wife was a prostitute who had married up. Her husband paid for a movie about her, and she played herself. It was only shown on cable after midnight.
Same story, 20+ years later, not fiction.
January 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Is not in contract!
January 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It worked for Roger Wilco!
December 29, 2024 at 4:19 PM
I wonder when they will notice JD Vance's wife, Usha.
December 26, 2024 at 10:00 PM
So mean!
December 21, 2024 at 7:15 PM
The Supreme Court made that clear when they gave him Presidential Immunity.
Everything he does from now on will be "An Official Act," meaning you have to sue him to stop it. Then he just goes on to the next crazy thing, so you have to sue over that.
Ad infinitum...
December 16, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Those dastardly Iranians!
Somehow bringing a drone carrier close enough off the coast to launch drones, but somehow also flying them in formation to look exactly like Orion the Hunter!
December 15, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Okami: Sequel just dropped a teaser last night.
I'm about to finish Okamiden, then begin my first time playing Okami on the Switch.
December 13, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I assure you, this vet didn't vote for Cadet Bone Spurs!
December 6, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Release or Leak. If the Congress Critters don't have the balls, hopefully, some unpaid intern will. Perhaps with the Boss saying, "I need to step out for a bit. Make sure you properly file that document, please."
December 6, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Can he be compelled to appear?
Seems that he is now Random Citizen 462916 rather than anyone Congress needs to talk to.
December 3, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Tap, Rack, Bang. Basic small arms drill, but modified for the orkish mentality.
December 2, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Toys R Us. You can get most of the other stuff online or at the surviving competitors.
But the magic of taking your kids/grandkids up and down the aisles, looking for the perfect toy?
I hate venture (vulture) capitalism.
December 1, 2024 at 11:34 PM