Sargent James
@surfcityfound.bsky.social
Take a breath. Try to enjoy the ride. Fight dirty if you have to.
If he has enough money, it is a really really really good reason.
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
If he has enough money, it is a really really really good reason.
But when a white guy does it, he has a really really good reason.
January 1, 2026 at 8:56 PM
But when a white guy does it, he has a really really good reason.
Yellow leaves mean the curse was attempted, but failed, usually due To off brand lizard oil.
January 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Yellow leaves mean the curse was attempted, but failed, usually due To off brand lizard oil.
Yeah. But that is a decision we get to make. Not them.
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Yeah. But that is a decision we get to make. Not them.
I think it might be better and safer to stop letting techbros decide. End of sentence.
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I think it might be better and safer to stop letting techbros decide. End of sentence.
Because she's Diana. Fucking. Ross.
January 1, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Because she's Diana. Fucking. Ross.
Depends on how you look at it. I just trust the opposite of whatever he says, and it works pretty well. Like, I KNOW if he says it's sunny outside, I need my umbrella when I get to the door.
January 1, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Depends on how you look at it. I just trust the opposite of whatever he says, and it works pretty well. Like, I KNOW if he says it's sunny outside, I need my umbrella when I get to the door.
Sounds like something he'd do. Like mow his grass with pumpernickel. Or tie his shoes with a mars rover.
December 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Sounds like something he'd do. Like mow his grass with pumpernickel. Or tie his shoes with a mars rover.
Yeah. But let em prove it.
December 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Yeah. But let em prove it.
DJT is a child molester, but I am willing to be proven wrong.
December 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
DJT is a child molester, but I am willing to be proven wrong.
If they decline, the next thing he would do is write a sternly worded letter......if he knew how to read.
December 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If they decline, the next thing he would do is write a sternly worded letter......if he knew how to read.
I hope he's at the very least treated like a black 14 year old who stole a Snickers bar from a convenience store.
December 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I hope he's at the very least treated like a black 14 year old who stole a Snickers bar from a convenience store.
Submitted to Congress as a budget amendment written, not typed (This is before computers or airplanes) in wingdings. He stated it was to rename a post office in Scranton, but it was found to allow polygamy by budget enthusiast, cartographer, and professional wrestler, Randy "Macho Man" Savage.
December 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Submitted to Congress as a budget amendment written, not typed (This is before computers or airplanes) in wingdings. He stated it was to rename a post office in Scranton, but it was found to allow polygamy by budget enthusiast, cartographer, and professional wrestler, Randy "Macho Man" Savage.
The proof confirms they lack symmetry and angular momentum. Also ducks.
December 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The proof confirms they lack symmetry and angular momentum. Also ducks.
Yeah. You can tell by the way his shadow is under his feet, but behind the pan.
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Yeah. You can tell by the way his shadow is under his feet, but behind the pan.
I mean, progress can be made here if they just sat in a field and dug a little hole with a stick.
December 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I mean, progress can be made here if they just sat in a field and dug a little hole with a stick.
Oh no. We need to do something about the "Muslim problem". My vote is for people who are worried about it to get a life.
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Oh no. We need to do something about the "Muslim problem". My vote is for people who are worried about it to get a life.
It's literally called a dead weight loss.
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
It's literally called a dead weight loss.
This from a country that is mostly on board with a white supremacist's policies, but then they heard he might have sucked one dick, and now they are having doubts about that tariff policy they barely understand.
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This from a country that is mostly on board with a white supremacist's policies, but then they heard he might have sucked one dick, and now they are having doubts about that tariff policy they barely understand.
Because he cosplays as a grown ass man. He is actually a child that can fill out a suit. He still wears diapers and everything.
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Because he cosplays as a grown ass man. He is actually a child that can fill out a suit. He still wears diapers and everything.
Do you know what he did eat a lot of in the comics? Glue.
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Do you know what he did eat a lot of in the comics? Glue.
Might I suggest an investment in taxes, as the only thing they would notice is a slightly lower number on their tax return. They can still eat steak 3 times a day.
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Might I suggest an investment in taxes, as the only thing they would notice is a slightly lower number on their tax return. They can still eat steak 3 times a day.