Sure as you’re born
@sureasyoureborn.bsky.social
I’m here now.
I don’t think I’m supposed to say “won’t he do it” with allah, so if anyone knows the equivalent, that’d be appreciated
August 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I don’t think I’m supposed to say “won’t he do it” with allah, so if anyone knows the equivalent, that’d be appreciated
Well that explains a lot! I had no idea! But I’m gonna let everyone know now!
June 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Well that explains a lot! I had no idea! But I’m gonna let everyone know now!
I’m sorry but this is such a funny picture. Dude is straight up
Not having a good time.
Not having a good time.
April 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I’m sorry but this is such a funny picture. Dude is straight up
Not having a good time.
Not having a good time.
Thinking about the timeline when George W wasn’t given the presidency by his dad’s Supreme Court
April 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Thinking about the timeline when George W wasn’t given the presidency by his dad’s Supreme Court
Based on a real life story I had never heard of. Very interesting read, entertaining as well.
April 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Based on a real life story I had never heard of. Very interesting read, entertaining as well.
We just got a new potato this weekend!
April 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
We just got a new potato this weekend!
#whitelotus this is why we always practice proper hygiene!
April 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
#whitelotus this is why we always practice proper hygiene!
Remember when he was basically crying, throwing up and having a psychotic break because of the results of the poll on twitter on if people wanted him to be in charge? I got called every name in the book, because people swore he was too rich and important to care, but I knew!
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Remember when he was basically crying, throwing up and having a psychotic break because of the results of the poll on twitter on if people wanted him to be in charge? I got called every name in the book, because people swore he was too rich and important to care, but I knew!
#thewhitelotus
An update to the holiday Folgers incest commercial!
An update to the holiday Folgers incest commercial!
March 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
#thewhitelotus
An update to the holiday Folgers incest commercial!
An update to the holiday Folgers incest commercial!
Omg of course.
March 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Omg of course.
I think Belinda’s line this episode has been under appreciated.
“That’s consent, by the way. Do you guys have that here? We only just started doing that.”
“That’s consent, by the way. Do you guys have that here? We only just started doing that.”
March 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I think Belinda’s line this episode has been under appreciated.
“That’s consent, by the way. Do you guys have that here? We only just started doing that.”
“That’s consent, by the way. Do you guys have that here? We only just started doing that.”
I’m finally watching #picturethis and it’s so funny, this face is amazing. Oh I totally didn’t see you!
March 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I’m finally watching #picturethis and it’s so funny, this face is amazing. Oh I totally didn’t see you!
#whitelotus k pop girlies, I get it now! She’s unreal!
March 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
#whitelotus k pop girlies, I get it now! She’s unreal!
#whitelotus
Mike White writing his fifth episode every season. I can’t wait for it!
Mike White writing his fifth episode every season. I can’t wait for it!
March 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
#whitelotus
Mike White writing his fifth episode every season. I can’t wait for it!
Mike White writing his fifth episode every season. I can’t wait for it!
#whitelotus
I, for one, appreciate Mike white’s dedication to showing full dong every season.
I, for one, appreciate Mike white’s dedication to showing full dong every season.
March 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
#whitelotus
I, for one, appreciate Mike white’s dedication to showing full dong every season.
I, for one, appreciate Mike white’s dedication to showing full dong every season.
Belinda! Don’t hurt my precious girl, she has been through enough! #whitelotus
March 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Belinda! Don’t hurt my precious girl, she has been through enough! #whitelotus
#whitelotus you mean to tell me Greg is in hiding? Changed his name and ran away to a new country to hide, but cannot stay away from the white lotus hotels? Is the signature cocktail that good? The idea that people will all vacation at the same chain worldwide don’t occur to him?
March 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
#whitelotus you mean to tell me Greg is in hiding? Changed his name and ran away to a new country to hide, but cannot stay away from the white lotus hotels? Is the signature cocktail that good? The idea that people will all vacation at the same chain worldwide don’t occur to him?