Me if my daughter plays college soccer and ends up in one of these Golden Goal NCAA tournament games:

The New Jersey state police feeling the need to patrol a helicopter over the Rutgers stadium as they give up a 73-yard TD a minute into the game is peak New Jersey government.

The G-League season starts tonight and the top story on their website is a week-old link to an Instagram post about Mac McClung signing with the Pacers.

Today's Immaculate Grid guy? Chris Crawford.

Had to use Twitter for a work reason and the For you algorithm right now is basically a parade of New York's shittiest people telling you to vote for Andrew Cuomo.

Breaking out my NBA employee Anti-Gambling Seminar certificate of completion from 2010.

It's just Nepo babies all the way down.

The one time I attended summer league, somebody tweeted about five minutes into the first game, "Roddy Beaubois is really letting the game come to him."