Isn’t that just Wednesday for Republican ‘lawmakers’?

It’s like having a spider in your room though—worse when you can’t see him than when you can.

I’ve never heard him say “Nigeria” and I’m genuinely frightened to learn how he might pronounce the word. “Yo, Semite” still haunts me.

Yes, but will the reckoning go against the people it should, or will Venezuela blow up random USAian fishing boats? I wish world leaders would just do hand-to-hand combat with each other and leave us out of it. At the very least, we’d stop electing geriatrics in the US

Klingon catcher: “today is a good day to get in the rye.”

Klingon clothesline: “Today is a good day to dry.”

Klingon me: “Today is a good day to cry.”

Well, he’s also a lying liar who lies, so color me unconvinced, Mikey.

🖐🏼 if you thought this was an AI image of the Epstein Ballroom