Alex Edmonds
@supremerumham.bsky.social
February 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“We buy a bunch of cheap shit from China, have them add our logo, and charge an extra $30 to the customer”
February 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“We buy a bunch of cheap shit from China, have them add our logo, and charge an extra $30 to the customer”
When a Shopify Merchant uninstalls my app
January 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
When a Shopify Merchant uninstalls my app
What I look like trying to figure out how the Shopify App Store algorithm work
January 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
What I look like trying to figure out how the Shopify App Store algorithm work
POV you’re a Shopify Merchant and you installed my app 6 months ago
January 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
POV you’re a Shopify Merchant and you installed my app 6 months ago
“Did you actually read the tutorial for the Shopify app before emailing the owner?”
“No”
“No”
January 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
“Did you actually read the tutorial for the Shopify app before emailing the owner?”
“No”
“No”
Whatever marketing genius switched “RC” to “Drone”
January 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Whatever marketing genius switched “RC” to “Drone”
Me showing my boss who makes 3x more than I do how to upload a file to Slack
January 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Me showing my boss who makes 3x more than I do how to upload a file to Slack
“Alex has the greatest Shopify App. It's no question. Alex has the best Shopify app, much better than any other Shopify app on the market”
January 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“Alex has the greatest Shopify App. It's no question. Alex has the best Shopify app, much better than any other Shopify app on the market”
He’s not unemployed, he makes $10 a day dropshipping
January 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
He’s not unemployed, he makes $10 a day dropshipping
Me after I finish helping a Shopify Merchant with a small user error
January 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Me after I finish helping a Shopify Merchant with a small user error
Shopify shouldn’t audit apps after they’ve been accepted into the App Store
January 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Shopify shouldn’t audit apps after they’ve been accepted into the App Store
tfw a Shopify Merchant uninstalls my app
January 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
tfw a Shopify Merchant uninstalls my app
If one of my Shopify apps takes off, I won’t tell anyone…
But there will be signs
But there will be signs
January 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If one of my Shopify apps takes off, I won’t tell anyone…
But there will be signs
But there will be signs
Society if every Shopify merchant used my app
January 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Society if every Shopify merchant used my app
tfw you finish helping a Shopify Merchant with a small user error
January 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
tfw you finish helping a Shopify Merchant with a small user error
When Shopify emails you saying they’ve done an audit of your app
January 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
When Shopify emails you saying they’ve done an audit of your app
Sir, a well-known brand installed your Shopify App
January 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Sir, a well-known brand installed your Shopify App
If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy a nice socks.
Go into debt if you have to
Having nice socks communicates status to women and business relationships
Go into debt if you have to
Having nice socks communicates status to women and business relationships
December 28, 2024 at 7:47 PM
If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy a nice socks.
Go into debt if you have to
Having nice socks communicates status to women and business relationships
Go into debt if you have to
Having nice socks communicates status to women and business relationships
You are helping Shopify Merchants get more sales
December 28, 2024 at 1:35 AM
You are helping Shopify Merchants get more sales
The reaction I expect from Shopify merchants after I help them with a basic user error
December 25, 2024 at 9:06 PM
The reaction I expect from Shopify merchants after I help them with a basic user error
Whenever a Shopify merchant emails me saying they can’t use my app
And their screenshot is any place other than the theme editor
And their screenshot is any place other than the theme editor
December 21, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Whenever a Shopify merchant emails me saying they can’t use my app
And their screenshot is any place other than the theme editor
And their screenshot is any place other than the theme editor
When 2 people install my Shopify App in one day:
December 20, 2024 at 3:18 PM
When 2 people install my Shopify App in one day:
What it feels like when you get a bad review from a Shopify merchant for not responding to their email
December 19, 2024 at 9:55 PM
What it feels like when you get a bad review from a Shopify merchant for not responding to their email
Stop whatever you’re doing and go download my Shopify app
December 16, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Stop whatever you’re doing and go download my Shopify app