Supertanskiii
@supertanskiiii.bsky.social
Tan Smith.
Political Commentary.
Pisstaking.
Satire.
Dystopia Warner.
Writer.
Hate Tories? You’ll love me.
Woke as fuck.
YouTube https://youtube.com/@supertanskiii?si=4VUI_s-l7bfc1obT
You can shout a coffee here https://ko-fi.com/supertanskiii
Political Commentary.
Pisstaking.
Satire.
Dystopia Warner.
Writer.
Hate Tories? You’ll love me.
Woke as fuck.
YouTube https://youtube.com/@supertanskiii?si=4VUI_s-l7bfc1obT
You can shout a coffee here https://ko-fi.com/supertanskiii
Me and Trump raved the night away to celebrate the launch 🕺
October 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Me and Trump raved the night away to celebrate the launch 🕺
This Halloween I’m the scariest thing imaginable.
After being kicked in the head by a horse, I can confirm that I will be standing for Reform at the next election.
After being kicked in the head by a horse, I can confirm that I will be standing for Reform at the next election.
October 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This Halloween I’m the scariest thing imaginable.
After being kicked in the head by a horse, I can confirm that I will be standing for Reform at the next election.
After being kicked in the head by a horse, I can confirm that I will be standing for Reform at the next election.
Well fucking played, Caerphilly 😂
October 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Well fucking played, Caerphilly 😂
I’m glad that this vile waste of piss has destroyed his life with his hate. His ex wife and kids want nothing to do with him. He’ll probably be found months after expiring, penniless, in a bedsit. That’d be at least some form of poetic justice for mocking dead kids.
What a c*nt.
What a c*nt.
October 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’m glad that this vile waste of piss has destroyed his life with his hate. His ex wife and kids want nothing to do with him. He’ll probably be found months after expiring, penniless, in a bedsit. That’d be at least some form of poetic justice for mocking dead kids.
What a c*nt.
What a c*nt.
How dare people call Farage racist?
Some of his mates *don’t* incite racial hatred but none of you think about that, do you?
Just because he hangs out with rapists, traffickers, racists, works the anti abortion circuit and had a wifebeater MP you talk him down.
Political correctness gone mad.
Some of his mates *don’t* incite racial hatred but none of you think about that, do you?
Just because he hangs out with rapists, traffickers, racists, works the anti abortion circuit and had a wifebeater MP you talk him down.
Political correctness gone mad.
October 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
How dare people call Farage racist?
Some of his mates *don’t* incite racial hatred but none of you think about that, do you?
Just because he hangs out with rapists, traffickers, racists, works the anti abortion circuit and had a wifebeater MP you talk him down.
Political correctness gone mad.
Some of his mates *don’t* incite racial hatred but none of you think about that, do you?
Just because he hangs out with rapists, traffickers, racists, works the anti abortion circuit and had a wifebeater MP you talk him down.
Political correctness gone mad.
“Siri, show me a picture of man that’s never touched a fanny”
September 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“Siri, show me a picture of man that’s never touched a fanny”
I bet it took every ounce of strength the tattoo artist had to not turn that microphone into a giant cock.
September 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I bet it took every ounce of strength the tattoo artist had to not turn that microphone into a giant cock.
I bet it took every ounce of strength the tattoo artist had to not turn that microphone into a giant cock.
September 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I bet it took every ounce of strength the tattoo artist had to not turn that microphone into a giant cock.
Just you wait, currently bots are busy repeating the bullshit. Soon you’ll hear people that used to be reasonable or normal, repeating this obvious bollocks despite a charity being forced to deny it. Because that’s how it works. This is a direct rip off of Trumps tactics.
September 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Just you wait, currently bots are busy repeating the bullshit. Soon you’ll hear people that used to be reasonable or normal, repeating this obvious bollocks despite a charity being forced to deny it. Because that’s how it works. This is a direct rip off of Trumps tactics.
Fuck me sideways. Farage is ACTUALLY doing it. He is actually trying to pull the “they’re eating the dawgs” MAGA bullshit here. They’ve truly jumped the shark this time.
September 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Fuck me sideways. Farage is ACTUALLY doing it. He is actually trying to pull the “they’re eating the dawgs” MAGA bullshit here. They’ve truly jumped the shark this time.
My Kirk based fan mail is another level.
Who told him about my eternal lust for cock?
Didn’t realise I was making it so obvious.
Who told him about my eternal lust for cock?
Didn’t realise I was making it so obvious.
September 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My Kirk based fan mail is another level.
Who told him about my eternal lust for cock?
Didn’t realise I was making it so obvious.
Who told him about my eternal lust for cock?
Didn’t realise I was making it so obvious.
It was never about legal status.
It was about racism.
Not to mention the figures mentioned are nonsense and this “plan” would further tank our economy.
But that’s what daddy Putin wants isn’t it, Nige?
This man is a traitor.
It was about racism.
Not to mention the figures mentioned are nonsense and this “plan” would further tank our economy.
But that’s what daddy Putin wants isn’t it, Nige?
This man is a traitor.
September 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It was never about legal status.
It was about racism.
Not to mention the figures mentioned are nonsense and this “plan” would further tank our economy.
But that’s what daddy Putin wants isn’t it, Nige?
This man is a traitor.
It was about racism.
Not to mention the figures mentioned are nonsense and this “plan” would further tank our economy.
But that’s what daddy Putin wants isn’t it, Nige?
This man is a traitor.
This request in the group chat is vintage @aidthompsin.bsky.social
September 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
This request in the group chat is vintage @aidthompsin.bsky.social
Three young lads dressed all in black, that the yoots would probably call roadmen, stopped me as I was walking today, why?
So one of them could sincerely compliment me on my pink sparkly jelly shoes. Such a lovely bunch of lads.
Don’t believe the bullshit.
So one of them could sincerely compliment me on my pink sparkly jelly shoes. Such a lovely bunch of lads.
Don’t believe the bullshit.
August 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Three young lads dressed all in black, that the yoots would probably call roadmen, stopped me as I was walking today, why?
So one of them could sincerely compliment me on my pink sparkly jelly shoes. Such a lovely bunch of lads.
Don’t believe the bullshit.
So one of them could sincerely compliment me on my pink sparkly jelly shoes. Such a lovely bunch of lads.
Don’t believe the bullshit.
Totally normal reaction to me dispassionately pointing out reality.
People wrongly assume I’m defending Labour. I’m no longer a member due to the Blue Labour bullshit and punitive policy. I get people want change, this just won’t be how you get it.
But I’d choose any party over literal fascists.
People wrongly assume I’m defending Labour. I’m no longer a member due to the Blue Labour bullshit and punitive policy. I get people want change, this just won’t be how you get it.
But I’d choose any party over literal fascists.
August 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Totally normal reaction to me dispassionately pointing out reality.
People wrongly assume I’m defending Labour. I’m no longer a member due to the Blue Labour bullshit and punitive policy. I get people want change, this just won’t be how you get it.
But I’d choose any party over literal fascists.
People wrongly assume I’m defending Labour. I’m no longer a member due to the Blue Labour bullshit and punitive policy. I get people want change, this just won’t be how you get it.
But I’d choose any party over literal fascists.
Is Duolingo actually trying to turn me on?
August 5, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Is Duolingo actually trying to turn me on?
You had a busy day today 🎶
August 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
You had a busy day today 🎶
So she is admitting that you can actually identify as something other than what you were assigned at birth?
August 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
So she is admitting that you can actually identify as something other than what you were assigned at birth?
If Adolf Hitler flew in today they’d send a limousine anyway…
August 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
If Adolf Hitler flew in today they’d send a limousine anyway…
With every passing day, the US becomes more and more like the most fucked up series of Brass Eye imaginable.
August 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
With every passing day, the US becomes more and more like the most fucked up series of Brass Eye imaginable.
Are you fucking kidding me? He wanted to leave! He provided fuck all opposition to Brexit.
This is no better than Reform promising mad shit but the difference is, unlike JC, Reform can win, even under FPTP but especially with the emergence of Corbyn’s party.
He just keeps helping Farage.
This is no better than Reform promising mad shit but the difference is, unlike JC, Reform can win, even under FPTP but especially with the emergence of Corbyn’s party.
He just keeps helping Farage.
August 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Are you fucking kidding me? He wanted to leave! He provided fuck all opposition to Brexit.
This is no better than Reform promising mad shit but the difference is, unlike JC, Reform can win, even under FPTP but especially with the emergence of Corbyn’s party.
He just keeps helping Farage.
This is no better than Reform promising mad shit but the difference is, unlike JC, Reform can win, even under FPTP but especially with the emergence of Corbyn’s party.
He just keeps helping Farage.
Noel and Liam Gallagher’s brother charged with rape and threats to kill.
I bet there’s going to be a massive riot at the next Oasis gig, right?
Wrong, because:
1. He’s white.
2. Oasis aren’t responsible for his actions.
Just like an entire asylum hotel is not responsible for one offender…
I bet there’s going to be a massive riot at the next Oasis gig, right?
Wrong, because:
1. He’s white.
2. Oasis aren’t responsible for his actions.
Just like an entire asylum hotel is not responsible for one offender…
July 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Noel and Liam Gallagher’s brother charged with rape and threats to kill.
I bet there’s going to be a massive riot at the next Oasis gig, right?
Wrong, because:
1. He’s white.
2. Oasis aren’t responsible for his actions.
Just like an entire asylum hotel is not responsible for one offender…
I bet there’s going to be a massive riot at the next Oasis gig, right?
Wrong, because:
1. He’s white.
2. Oasis aren’t responsible for his actions.
Just like an entire asylum hotel is not responsible for one offender…
Here’s an idea for the autumn budget, Labour.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
July 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Here’s an idea for the autumn budget, Labour.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Women in male fields.
Literally.
Literally.
July 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Women in male fields.
Literally.
Literally.