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May 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
An AI image of coach Gordon Bombay enthusiastically telling the kids that Ducks have corkscrew penises
May 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
An AI image of Pierre Polievre crying at the Trapt concert he had planned if he won the election.

Womp womp
May 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
An AI image of Messier beating the shit out of Wayne Gretzky with the caption "you shoulda promised 'Mess' you wouldn't sell out your nation to an anthropomorphic cheetah, cry baby"
May 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
First 10 in the collection. From pokerand
December 27, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Your winners, #ValourFC. This jersey is right on the line of controlled chaos, and the colour combos make it vibrant, without confusing it with a light kit.

Insane work and the first winning dark kit in some time for the mighty Valour.
November 19, 2024 at 10:13 PM
The top 2 were really tough to pick between, and you could convince me to switch them if you wanted.

In SECOND PLACE, it's #YorkUnited. Something about their kits having a vintage feel, but also having a bit of complexity.

Really strong and the best kit combo in the league.
November 19, 2024 at 10:12 PM
When you do the KISS method right, it's always a winner. In 3rd place, #HFXWanderers with this great blue on blue number.
November 19, 2024 at 10:10 PM
It's #VancouverFC with a VERY strong showing, but just missing the podium. Bold accents on black is a winning combo from them, but stuff competition will keep their feet firmly on the ground, and not on the podium.

Bravo, nothing to be ashamed of here.
November 19, 2024 at 10:09 PM
#AtleticoOttawa tried something here, and you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Sometimes you miss the ones you do take too, though. On target, but no goal.
November 19, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Mid-table for this list is going to be dealer's choice. Bold colour, simple pattern. They weren't looking to offend or inspire with this one. #PacificFC
November 19, 2024 at 10:06 PM
#ForgeFC just missing something with this one. I want to like it, but I just don't.
November 19, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Next up is ANOTHER #CavalryFC number. Quantity over quality this season. Just nothing at all in it. Uninspired, could've been last.
November 19, 2024 at 10:03 PM
In last place, it's this northern lights number from #CavalryFC. Cool idea, brutal execution.
November 19, 2024 at 10:02 PM
My @cplsoccer.bsky.social moment of the season as a #ValourFC fan!
November 19, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Finally, your 2024 #CanPL light jersey CHAMPIONS, it's none other than #PacificFC. The colours. The design. The black logoing. Completely flawless.

Congratulations @pacificfc.bsky.social
November 19, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Runners up, but some way off the top step of the podium, we have #YorkUnited. This jersey is SERIOUSLY good. Everything down to the sponsor is 9.5/10. Might sneakily copp one.
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 AM
On the first step of the podium, in 3rd place is #HFXWanderers. The colour combo is so slick, the collar is class, and they really ought to be proud of this design!
November 19, 2024 at 3:01 AM
#AtleticoOttawa takes 4th position. Love a collar, love some buttons. Its a classic look, and hard to go wrong with.
November 19, 2024 at 3:00 AM
In 5th, it's the boys, #ValourFC. My team, I have this jersey, I love this jersey, but it faces STEEP competition.
November 19, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Here we've got a good try from #VancouverFC that just misses the mark. The pink is really nice, but the actual design just feels like a bit of missed opportunity.
November 19, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Next up, it's #ForgeFC

The colours are nice, but it's kind of just the best of the rest, and there ain't that many teams in the league.
November 19, 2024 at 2:56 AM