Kelly Sofio
@superstarbarbie.bsky.social
Fuck off is now my go-to, kindness has been moved to wingman
I'll go to the movies. By myself.
December 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I'll go to the movies. By myself.
Trying desperately to get a pardon for her creep husband
December 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Trying desperately to get a pardon for her creep husband
Welcome! Steve and Martin are a delight
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Welcome! Steve and Martin are a delight
Ahh yes, the small farmer who merely makes $900,000 per year, as one does
December 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Ahh yes, the small farmer who merely makes $900,000 per year, as one does
Me waiting
a skeleton is laying in a hammock with a bloody foot
Alt: a skeleton is laying in a hammock
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Me waiting
Could we just not have planes fall out of the air? Thx
December 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Could we just not have planes fall out of the air? Thx