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real mario quote .
it scares even me how dark and twisted the things my mind's deepest recesses can create
July 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
"brucebox taught me everything i know" - frank zappa
July 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Boys, someone needs to meet mario, please message me.
July 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Won't anyone step on me?
June 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
radical forgiveness must end. mario is not ok
May 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
say thank you
pukes up a new mario game
May 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
pukes up a new mario game
May 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
mario sex in real life
May 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
mario will never sell tickets
May 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
japanese folklore tells of an angry sun that tries to kill mario
May 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
things aren’t all sunshine and rainbows in this.. rain world
May 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
sniff my own farts? BURRRP more like sniff the sweet, sweet screams of Tiny Peeodore Poop wriggling in my guts. gurgles seems someone doesn't like me, huh? oh well. BELCH coughs up a finger doesn't really matter when you've got a fresh human stew simmering in your belly.
May 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
eat my Jorts!
May 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
i cant believe you trusted me... how could you
May 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
yo mama so ugly she went into an ugly contest and the judges said "congratulations you are so ugly you won the contest here is your trophy and prize money" and she used that money on you because she is a good mother even though she does not look good and you should appreciate her
May 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
if i saw someone i would run them over
May 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
each day..... each month.... alll seem to blend together mmm..... smoothie
May 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
mario is a proud metro sexual! mamma mia!
May 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
yeah you like when i modulate your pulses like that huh
yeah
dirty little fakebit
May 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
fucking hate that i had an anime phase glad i only watch smg4 now
April 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
which one of you chunguses here just mentioned keanu reeves
April 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
mario will start shooting hookers only on the nintendo switch 2. preorders start on april 24th
April 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
should. freddy five bears. be allowed on. the dating app.
April 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i need more e coli in my body
April 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
PULL YOURSELF UP BY THE BOOBSTRAPS
April 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM