superking-smitty.bsky.social
@superking-smitty.bsky.social
Houston No Kings
October 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Lawrence O'Donnell has been on a heater all week, and I am here for it!
October 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Canceled Disney + and Hulu.

Someone let me know how Alien Earth ends.
September 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Dear Mr. President:

I live in downtown Houston and there is a homeless man that sometimes poops behind my house.

Could you please send the National Guard here to rectify this situation?
August 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Happy 4th!

(sarcastically)
July 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Have you ever tried to estimate what your clothes cost on a per wear basis?

Like every time you get dressed and walk out of the house, what is that costing you?
June 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Even 1980's G.I. Joe gets it.
May 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Laugh break
May 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
For future reference if I'm ever a suspect in a bombing or shooting:

Do not refer to me using my middle name. No one has ever called me Christopher Stuart Smith. No one ever.
May 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I think a 2nd Civil War is unrealistic in the modern era, but how about we start The American Social War?

If you haven't done so already, just ostracize everyone that you know socially who supports Trump, MAGA or Republicans.
May 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Keebler has a female elf now.

Progress or DEI?

Debate below:
May 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Happy Earth Day 🌍
April 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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March 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Any tips on how to de-green apple a bag of Starburst jelly beans?

Is there a gig service for this?
March 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
Raise your ✋ hand and pass this on if you stand with Ukraine and against Russia!
March 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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🔥 Rep. Al Green is not new to standing up
March 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Yep, it’s hard to disagree with this.
March 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If Trump's genius plan to end the war was to just have Ukraine surrender, why couldn't he tell us that on the campaign trail?
March 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Raise your ✋ and repost this if you're participating.
February 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Where I can find the White House website that tracks all the arrests made in the baby blood drinking cabal the Democrats are running?
February 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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February 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Call me crazy but maybe two men who fathered 17 children with 6 different women between them shouldn’t be lecturing us about family values!
February 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM