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superkentendo.bsky.social
Ken
@superkentendo.bsky.social
340 followers 1.9K following 200 posts
I’m usually out of my element. Nerd. Lover of comic-books, Talking Heads, movies, Katamari, and my friends. Hemophiliac gene therapy recipient. Gadabout at heart, existential dread haver at head. I won’t follow back if I think you’re a bot.
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She’s serving Lana Del Ray and no I will not explain it
A sideways closeup of the beautiful black fuzzy cat, Kiki
August 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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My vibe is Psyduck rn #pokemon #psyduck
January 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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This doesn’t gets brought up nearly enough
Dave’s nightmarishly hideous “Three Flavors of Tom DeLonge” bust cake from Great British Bake Off
December 21, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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This man’s breath has gotta stench-stink like what can only be described as an Eldritch horror
Nepo baby RFK Jr describing his disgusting meal of a toxic slop full of raw foods that are not fit for human consumption in their current form as the lightening bolt emoji
December 16, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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I just found out that if you do this during the holiday season, your driver gets a $5 bonus for every “Thanks” they get. Please consider doing this if you use Amazon and help make someone’s day just a little bit brighter… also, if everyone did this maybe we could bankrupt Bezos 🥰
A label that has been added to an Amazon.com delivery package, presumably by the delivery driver, which reads: Please consider helping me receive a holiday bonus by simply searching THANK MY DRIVER in the app or say... "AlEXA, THank My DRiVER" Thank You HAPPY Holidays!
December 8, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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The Great British Bake Off’s Mexican Week still lives rent free in my head. Their pronunciation of “guacamole” was a crime against humanity
A clueless contestant from The Great British Bake-Off peeling the skin off of an avocado with a knife during the infamous Mexican Week.
December 3, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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These Cyber Monday deals are insane!
A Craigslist or Marketplace online ad posting featuring a shirtless redneck standing in front of an old dresser with a shelf and mirror topper. His reflection in the mirror as he snaps a pic is prominent. The dresser is covered with trashy clutter and even trashier rebel flags. The caption reads “old dresser” and the original price of $100 is crossed out and replaced by the new price of $60.
December 2, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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It’s giving Thanks
A meme featuring the Tiger King that reads “Assert dominance on Thanksgiving by being upfront with your family right off the start” followed by a quote of his saying “I’ve had some kinky sex. I've tried drugs. I'm broke as shit. And yes, I am gay.”
November 28, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
A smiling older woman with short white curly hair and kind nana vibes. White text laid over her reads: “I packed egg salad sandwiches in my purse for us to enjoy inside the movie theater”
November 27, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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I need this on a large faux distressed wooden sign that I can lean against the house by the front door… maybe set some pumpkins or an overflowing cornucopia near it
“Fiona Apple Quit Cocaine After An 'Excruciating' Night With Quentin Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson”
November 27, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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The amount of anxiety I felt doing this is embarrassing, but yes please
November 25, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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I hope he finally got the help he needed
A Star War trading card from Episode 2 featuring “ELAN SLEAZEBAGGANO SPICE DEALER” He is dressed like a 2014 era hipster, the kind that would prowl clubs with an expensive camera that he would use to hit on drunk girls by offering to take their pictures.
November 23, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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When I was going through my Twitter account and deleting everything in it post by post, like by like, I came across this one that still makes me laugh. I feel like it deserves to be preserved, so enjoy ❤️
Screenshot of a retweeted tweet. The original tweet is a picture of a silhouetted Chasten Buttigieg adjusting Pete’s tie with the caption “You're ready, @PeteButtigieg. You've got this. I love you.” The retweet reads “This is really sweet. I'm gonna vote for Elizabeth Warren.”
November 23, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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He’s the best there is at what he does, and what he does is… launch himself upside down ass first legs akimbo out the back of a speeding convertible?
The splash page from Wolverine #13 published in 1988 in which Wolverine somehow manages to launch himself upside down ass first legs akimbo out the back of a speeding convertible.
November 21, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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My toxic trait
The tightly closed lips smile boy meme. Walks past a stranger and thinks to themselves over and over and over not to do it and then inevitably does it (gives a tightly closed lip smile)
November 20, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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I believe they do unless I’m misunderstanding (which happens a lot tbh). I even took this screenshot of a blocklist when I double checked. Your mute then block method would definitely lead to less false positives and falling for block traps, I’ll probably adopt it for lists I’m not 100% sure about
A screenshot of a block list where the subscribe button was clicked and is showing options to mute accounts or block accounts
November 19, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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Please vet your blocklists, they’re being abused by bad actors to target good people.
A screenshot from Reddit stating: Kiwifarms is making lookalike blocklists- Users beware. Bluesky user @endharrassment.net has confirmed that Kiwifarms is making look alike blocklists that show the blocking of MAGA, Nazis, etc, and slipped in are prolific trans creators and other leftists. "This is the next phase that Kiwi Farms members have stated they will do - constructing look-alike blocklists and then adding popular trans people to them after the fact, once the blocklist is seeded in the community. Make sure any block list you use says who runs it" https://bsky.app/profile/endharassment.net Please share these warnings with your followers.
November 18, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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Congratulations and condolences. Deleted my account of 14 years just last week. My sadness lasted a couple days, but now I wish I had deleted it a long time ago.
The “was I a good boy?” meme but with Twitter, and the Grim Reaper telling Twitter that “no, fuck no lmao, it was not a good website”
November 18, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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If you see this, post a Transformer.
A photo of my dynamically posed Transformers G2 Universe Jazz figure. The toy is an orange and red repaint of Jazz and was included in the Toxitron wave of figures.
November 18, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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It’s well past time.

2010-2024 RIP
November 16, 2024 at 5:12 PM
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I love this place.
A screenshot of an exchange where AOC asks broadly if there’s been anything on Bluesky she may have missed such as tea, dev notes, memes, etc while she was away, and another user asks if she was here during “Alf hog” to which she does confirm that she was indeed familiar with the Alf hog phenomenon.
November 12, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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I think I still have some invites if anybody needs one
September 18, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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What if we kissed by the discount Santana earbuds at Ross Dress for Less?
September 17, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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Post a perfect album from when you were 21

The soundtrack is better than the movie
September 16, 2024 at 7:11 AM
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Perfection. No notes.
Music/video synch masterpiece. Truly wish I could post the entire clip.
September 13, 2024 at 7:04 PM