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everything is happening all at once || the world is a half-remembered thing || run

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made this mapo tofu (vegan version) last night and it was about 8/10 (my fault, i’ll do better next time). turns out i had never had szechuan pepper before! how strange! i think i liked it a lot 🍜
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
didn’t update my phone, ergo no fake aurora
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
lmao just got this spam chat request and i guess facebook has finally come to bluesky
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
mostly followed the linked recipe with some variation (ofc i made my own garam masala) but this veggie korma turned out pretty great 🍜

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November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
reading kant on the st charles streetcar, not to be unbearably twee or anything
November 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
taking pictures in neo orleans
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
ope! here i am again!

i have arrived in neo orleans.
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i’m in my favorite place in the world: generic airport
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
lmao, the article and the ad. brilliant.
November 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
in fact (also penny)
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
made a quick little coconut curry with cabbage and soft tofu while catching up on basketball
November 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
sorry about the broken yolk, but here is some tofu, eggs and kimchi pancake for breakfast 🍜
November 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i ate shit on this lol
October 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
yep yep—2005!
October 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
the main quibble i have here is that it seems like the irresistable technical undertaking is not meaningfully opposed to violent reaction, and instead seems to be driven faster by it
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
man, i’ll tell you what. the first chapter of this rhymes a little too closely with *everything happening around us*

how does he do it!
October 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
this is a funny new twist on “temporarily embarassed millionaires”

(part 8) deciding-to-win.org
October 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
okay, finished 11 laps, 12 hours, 50 miles, my shit is fucked up, my soul is full enough, i am quite ready to go home. thanks for following along;) #runsky
October 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
missed a couple but just about to start lap 10, in annoying shape, bad ankle, chafing, cold and mad. 42 miles
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
lap 6 done: 25.7 miles so far! need a lot of these other guys to drop out soon lmao
October 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
lap four in about 40 minutes so i could futilely change shirts. #runsky
October 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
lap 2! running about 45 minute laps taking the time in between for chillin. it’s pouring rain haha. fuck. feeling great! #tunsky
October 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
i’m running an elimination race today: 4.16 miles every hour until everyone else quits and i win. it’s raining and will rain all damn day. one lap down, too many left to go, hopefully. #runsky
October 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM