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Esker, Estanu, Pandion-XXIV. Keep them bug-free for the next 5 days. As of the time of this transmission, only Pandion-XXIV crawls.

While you're at it, kill 750m bugs, and 5m of their titanic, stupid-looking babysitters.

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#Helldivers2
August 22, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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Curia and Trash are under siege by Automatons. Curia is Priority One, as she stands guard for Super Earth herself. Trash will have to hold out for now. Spill oil, Helldivers!

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#Helldivers2
August 20, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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With the toasters in retreat and the Trigon sector secured, it's time for pest control. Estanu is under attack. Go to its defense. We're getting tired of bailing it out of trouble. Erata Prime can hold on until then.

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#Helldivers2
August 14, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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We take our standard 48h/year leave and things goes to shit.

Of the two planets where resistance fighters are holding out in Bot space, only Troost remains. Apply liberal democracy!

The forever war on Crimsica continues.

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#Helldivers2
August 13, 2024 at 12:37 PM
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The assault on Bore Rock is underway, however the bugs have once again attacked Soccoro III. All efforts should be made to capture Bore Rock before our operational window closes. Less than 22hrs, Helldivers.

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#Helldivers2
August 9, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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We'd like to recognize the gunners on fleet super destroyers for their enthusiasm in cratering every bug hole on Socorro III.

Esker is our next target. Bug reinforcements are non-existent. Liberate with extreme democracy.

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#Helldivers2
August 8, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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Helldivers are mounting a defense on Socorro III. Reports are coming in of previously unseen variants of Terminid subtypes, which we have yet to classify. Be careful out there, Helldivers!

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August 6, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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Wezen's defenses are expected to be completely routed in 28 hours. We have 13.25 hours. We don't care how, just make it work! There's a reason we don't get taught math in basic! Spill oil, Helldivers!

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#Helldivers2
August 2, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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48hrs left in the operational window and another planet liberate for Super Earth. Varylia 5 down, Ustotu is our next target. Try not to catch fire.

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#Helldivers2
July 31, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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The Bot attack on X-45 was stopped in its tracks after capturing Vega Bay, and airspace has been cleared for the time being. Focus efforts on Varylia 5. Time is of the essence, Helldivers! Get the job done!

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#Helldivers2
July 30, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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We've taken Wasat and are currently assaulting Vega Bay, with a smaller contingent on Varylia 5. Keep up the pressure, Helldivers! The toasters are struggling to repel the mighty fist of Democracy!

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#Helldivers2
July 29, 2024 at 1:44 PM
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Listen up! The crazy bastards among you are at it again with the Aesir Pass Gambit. They're betting we can take Charbal-VII and Choepessa IV before the defenses at Aesir Pass fail. Get the job done, Helldivers! We don't care how!

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#Helldivers2
July 20, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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Aesir Pass. A familiar battleground. One we've seen the automatons tread over many times. We don't want to see it anymore.

Repel the clankers at the pass and get back to drilling holes in hard drives on Charbal-VII.

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#Helldivers2
July 20, 2024 at 11:33 AM
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Matar Bay defended, and Helldivers continuing the blitz across the Trigon sector to Charbal-VII. Spill oil, Helldivers! Keep the pressure on!

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#Helldivers2
July 20, 2024 at 4:47 AM
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We took Charon Prime before the toasters could even heat up. Now that we have their attention, defend the blockade and repel them from Matar Bay. This is priority one. HOLD THE LINE.

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#Helldivers2
July 19, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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Of the first three available targets, SEAF forces are mustering on Charon Prime. This is blitzkrieg. Take the planet with extreme prejudice, and turn it into a scrap heep as a message to the rest of the Automatons: Liberty is coming.

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July 17, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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Strike while the iron is hot. We've cut off the Automaton's galactic south from Cyberstan, and that leaves those systems vulnerable. Priority 1: HOLD THE LINE. The blockade must stand or this operation is all for nothing.

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July 17, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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We are less than an hour from closing the file on this mission. Victory was never in doubt.

Smash the last of the resistance on Martale, Helldivers! Show these soulless radicals who runs this galaxy.

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#Helldivers2
July 17, 2024 at 10:22 AM
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All that stands between us and victory is Martale. Their lines are cut off. Their forces are in disarray. Send them crying to their motherboards, Helldivers! You've got 32 hours.

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#Helldivers2
July 16, 2024 at 10:17 AM
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We've nearly cut Automaton space in half with our forces meeting on Marfark, and bot reinforcements are flagging, according to SEAF intelligence. Stick it to those toasters, Helldivers!

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#Helldivers2
July 15, 2024 at 12:29 PM
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The defenses on Aesir Pass were tough opposition, but nothing compared to the iron fist of the Helldivers! Forces have gathered on Matar Bay to box in Marfark and minimize the possibility of another quagmire. Fight on!

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#Helldivers2
July 13, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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Clean the goo.and viscera off your capes, Helldiver! Time to teach the Automatons a lesson like we did the bugs. High Command wants us to cut their lines in half. Aesir Pass all the way to X-45. The first two objectives are clear.

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#Helldivers2
July 11, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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Hellmire defended, and Helldivers currently making an assault on Crimsica, likely to cut off Gatria from further reinforcements. Gatria is the safe play. Crimsica is seeing more action at present. Your choice, Helldivers.

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#Helldivers2
July 11, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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Make room in those Hellpods for more ammo. The Ministry of Science wants a million dead bugs to monitor their forced evolution under duress.

Time to take back what's ours. Capture Gatria, and Gacrux. Lock down Jin Xi.

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#Helldivers2
July 10, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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Automatons are making another assault on X-45. We're really feeling the loss of Aesir Pass now. Abandon the gambit. We need to hold out on X-45 for 23 more hours, and get out. One more day, Helldivers. Hold fast!

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#Helldivers2
July 8, 2024 at 12:57 PM