The guy was winded in his pro day too. He couldn't even finish his work out, he was so out of shape.

I really wanted Carter, but even before the draft I understood why they might not.

I have the same image whenever I see this: One of my goofy ass aunts making this for a family pot luck with a lit Virgina Slim in her mouth.

It was 50/50 on whether she'd notice if an ash fell into the mixture.

I don't miss those family outings.

31 points though and 500 yards is hardly phoning it in

If you ask Lions fans, it's because Ben Johnson was thinking about #DaBears

At least the guy in the gif turned his life around and became a doctor

I lost the game by .22 points, lol.

I already clinched playoffs, so I'm not that upset.