Christopher Bowen
superbus.bsky.social
Christopher Bowen
@superbus.bsky.social
Connecticut transplant. Referee To The Stars. Former games journalist. Somehow has a 2-1 record in elections. Virginian pizza is a war crime.
Right when I think I can no longer summon the sheer hatred I now feel for the Democratic Party in 2025, this shit hits my feed.

Abby Spanberger was my Congresswoman. The nicest thing I can say about her is she represented the soulless cunts that live around me.
August 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Hahaha look at this naff bollocks.

No. I want my MAGA family’s final thought before going to Hell to be why they’re going alone, in a room with nothing but machines and a disinterested nurse watching the clock.

It been ten years. Never forgive. Ever.
July 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The topic is: terrible games that make me nostalgic because I played them as a kid.
July 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Oh my GOD @nytimes.com , go FUCK YOURSELVES.
June 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Canada’s standing in the western world is basically this now.
April 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
What’s your sign:
April 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Am I the only person who sees this and thinks of a Gundam/Sesame Street crossover? “Elmo’s soul not held down by gravity!”
March 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hard hitting journalism from the NY Times.
February 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Right here, the hypothetical vote counter screwed up.
February 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
January 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My only issue is this line.

Democrats will absolutely fight their enemies. They don’t consider Republicans enemies.

Left wing advocates? Palestinian advocates? Young leftists? They’re who Democrats who matter consider enemies.

They threw the election to teach leftists a lesson.
January 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Well… shit.
January 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Robespierre might have been onto something.
December 1, 2024 at 11:35 PM
That feeling of agreeing with FedSoc
June 9, 2024 at 2:55 PM
It’s like God herself is telling me I belong here in Scotland.
June 6, 2024 at 5:08 PM
April 15, 2024 at 9:12 PM
February 1, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Look at this fucking garbage that came up in Apple News like it was something you’d see on page B12 in a newspaper, next to a story about a grand opening of a deli. Every word is enraging.
December 15, 2023 at 5:17 PM
Look at that list of teams! Darren Oliver is the ultimate Guy.
December 12, 2023 at 10:29 PM
I honestly thought this was a trick question, but I have some better context thanks to Robert Reich.
December 12, 2023 at 7:24 PM
I blame @jonbois.bsky.social for the fact that my top played song of the year is a flute song from a YouTube series about a pitcher from the 80s.
December 2, 2023 at 7:22 PM
November 14, 2023 at 4:20 AM
The algorithms and the DRMs are crossing streams.
November 13, 2023 at 5:27 PM
I mean, I wasn’t about making Confederates sad, but if that’s a side effect, I’ll take the happy accident.

Personally, I’m only annoyed because I live close enough to Charlottesville to go and piss on the statue, and I never got the chance.
October 29, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Hey! Nice to be back on Twitter-ish! I should probably start off with a nice, banal, non-controversial statement, huh?

This should do nicely. ❤️
October 19, 2023 at 6:44 AM