*anything

Nooo I ruined the joke

“Pretty close” is for cowards ;P

Fox at the little museum in Dublin is my favorite but yours is better lol

I’m imagining a wine swirl and cocked eyebrow while saying the last line

So you’re doing all the heavy lifting, congrats!
No I’m a lez but for my own sanity I have to believe there’s more to it than “someone looked at my boyfriend weird once.” That’s just always what the incident seems to be and it’s hard to care.

Some tourist thinks the coquí (frog) noises outside their Airbnb at night are annoying so they’re spraying some sort of poison around and “it works.” They posted about this on the Puerto Rico subreddit and I think expected sympathy lol