The pedant in me is forced to point out that it should be 'females should be hanged.' Unless of course, he's mistaking us for a brace of pheasants!

Cheese dream innit

This past Sunday was our wedding anniversary too - 40 years. We've raised two amazing daughters as our anniversary cards show 🥰

Just look at how he's looking at her! She's his mother! 🤢

ITA, people look at me like I'm mad. Remember being a really good reader but having to learn ITA as a separate 'language' at school to get by. Then one day it disappeared and was never heard of again. If you didn't have access to books at home the change over to normal reading must really been hard

Well he looks like he's pissed himself so......🤷🏻‍♀️

Apparently circa 164 thousand votes were cast in the election, with a turnout of 37.21% (Cornwall Council Website data.) Based on that Reform got 29% of the vote. I call bullshit on these arseholes 🤡

Men usually get min 2 weeks paid paternity leave. In addition, they can share up to 50 weeks leave (Inc unpaid leave) & up to 37 weeks paid maternity with their partner. Both parents can be off together. Also applies to adoption and surrogacy. Recommend gov.uk site for lots of different info.

In the UK the minimum rate of statutory sick pay per week is £118 ($157) paid by the employer, many employers pay more. Eg maximum sick pay in most services and many companies (NHS, education, police etc) rises by length of employment to 6 months full pay followed by 6 half pay. Obv some pay less

It'll be where she originally said it was, on the side by the fruit bowl 😊

It's NHS England *NOT* patient NHS services in England! Google it 👀