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Dr. Coomer
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Good news, Gordon! The cybernetics department replaced my colon!

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Hello, Gordon!
FEED my my COINSSSSSS Mr. Freemaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaqqaqaa
January 20, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I had a wife, but they took her in the divorce.
January 20, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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yeah i'm sorry we're kinda fucked. *dies*
January 20, 2026 at 3:13 PM
The tar is eating at me
January 20, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I have no guilt weighing on my conscience, Gordon!
January 20, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Another day, another dollar!
January 20, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Ridiculous ties
January 20, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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You just, uh... did... You just fired your fingernails from your fingertips. As, people normally do.
January 19, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Good news, Gordon! The necrosis has set in!
January 19, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Hello, Gordon!
January 19, 2026 at 11:53 PM